Аэроплан / Airplane! (Джим Абрахамс / Jim Abrahams, Джерри Цукер / Jerry Zucker, Дэвид Цукер / David Zucker) [1980, США, комедия, пародия, HDTVRip] MVO + AVO (Гаврилов) + Original

https://rutr.life/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1173732 --> http://comparescreenshots.slicx.com/comparison/71985/
https://rutr.life/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80525 --> http://comparescreenshots.slicx.com/comparison/71986/ (перевод тот же)
https://rutr.life/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1056567 --> http://comparescreenshots.slicx.com/comparison/71990

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The white zone is for loading
and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
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The white zone is for loading
and unloading of passengers only.
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There is no stopping in the red zone.
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Hello. Take this flower from
the Religious Consciousness Church.
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- Would you care to make a donation?
- No, but thank you anyway.
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The red zone is for loading
and unloading of passengers only.
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There's no stopping
in the white zone.
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No. The white zone
is for loading and unloading.
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There's no stopping in the red zone.
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The red zone's always been
for loading and unloading.
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There's never stopping
in a white zone.
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Don't tell me which zone's for
stopping and which is for loading.
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Listen, Betty, don't start up
with your white zone shit again.
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Hello. Take this flower from
the Religious Consciousness Church.
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Would you like to make a donation?
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No, thanks. We gave at the office.
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Would you put all your metal objects
into this dish, please?
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There's just no stopping
in a white zone.
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Really, Vernon, why pretend?
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We both know
what you're talking about.
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You want me to have an abortion.
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It's the only sensible thing to do.
If it's done properly,
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therapeutically,
there's no danger involved.
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Taxi!
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Hello, sir, take this flower from
the Religious Consciousness Church.
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Would you care...
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- Hey, Larry, where's the forklift?
- Forklift?
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It's over there
by the baggage loader.
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Look out!
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- Elaine.
- Ted!
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I came home early
and found your note.
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I guess you meant for me to read
it later. I've got to talk to you.
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I don't want to go over it any more.
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Things haven't been right
for a long time,
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but it'll be different,
like in the beginning.
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Just be patient
and I'll work things out.
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I have been patient
and I've tried to help,
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but you wouldn't even let me do that.
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Don't you feel anything
for me any more?
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It takes so many things
to make love last.
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Most of all, it takes respect.
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I can't live with a man
I don't respect!
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What a pisser.
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Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone.
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Captain Clarence Oveur,
white courtesy phone.
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No, the white phone!
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This is Captain Oveur.
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One moment for your call
from the Mayo Clinic.
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Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone.
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- I've got it!
- Thank you.
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Go ahead with your call.
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This is Dr Brody at the Mayo Clinic.
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There's a passenger
on your Chicago flight,
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a little girl named Lisa Davis,
en route to Minneapolis.
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She's scheduled
for a heart transplant.
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Tell her mother we found a donor.
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The heart is ready for surgery.
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We must have the recipient on
the operating table within six hours.
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Make sure she's kept
in a reclined position,
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that a continuous watch
is kept on her IV.
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It's very important
she remain calm...
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Excuse me, this is the operator.
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I have an emergency call
on line five from Mr Hamm.
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Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.
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You'll be back tomorrow night.
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We'll have dinner.
We'll talk things over.
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I won't be back.
I've requested the Atlanta run.
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Elaine... I promise I can change.
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Then why didn't you take the job that
Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?
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I haven't been able to get near
a plane since the war.
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And they wouldn't hire me
because of my war record.
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War record? You're the only one
keeping that alive.
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For everyone else,
it's ancient history.
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- You expect me to believe that?
- It's the truth.
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What's hurt you the most
is your record since the war -
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different cities, different jobs -
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and not one of them shows you
can accept any real responsibility.
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- Elaine, just give me one more...
- It's too late, Ted.
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When I get back to Chicago,
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I'm going to start my life
all over again. I'm sorry.
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Excuse me, take this flower
from the Church of Religious...
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Hi! Well, good evening.
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There you go.
Just follow them to the back.
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Any word on that storm lifting
over Salt Lake, Clarence?
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No, not likely, Victor.
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I just reviewed the area report
for 1600 hours through 2400.
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There's an occluded front
stalled over the Dakotas,
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backed up all the way to Utah.
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If she decides to push over the Great
Lakes, it could get plenty soupy.
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What about that southern route
around Tulsa?
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I double-checked
the terminal forecast,
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and the wind's aloft
and IFR ceilings all the way.
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Where do they top out?
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Light scattered cover
at 20,000, icing around 18.
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- Looks like over Denver is best.
- Denver it is.
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Sorry, Clarence.
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Latest report shows everything's
socked in from Salt Lake to Lincoln.
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Hi, Roger. Glad to have you aboard.
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Victor, this is Roger Murdock.
Victor Basta.
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- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.
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I was telling Victor
I reviewed the area report
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for 1600 hours through 2400.
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There's an occluded front
stalled over the Dakotas.
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There you go. Thank you.
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Is Elaine Dickinson on this flight?
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The whole flight crew has boarded.
Let me see.
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Oh, yes. She is on board.
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I'd like one ticket to Chicago.
No baggage.
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- Smoking or non-smoking?
- Smoking, please.
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There. Have a nice trip.
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Striker, this is Red Leader Four.
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Primary target covered by fog.
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Decision to proceed is yours.
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The decision is yours...
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is yours... is yours...
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Nervous?
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Yes.
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First time?
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No. I've been nervous lots of times.
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Hi. We'll be taking off real soon,
so I better fasten you in tight.
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Thank you.
Oh, Mother, this is so exciting!
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I know, but remember,
you must get some rest.
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That's good advice. You relax,
and I'll be back after takeoff.
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Thank you.
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- I'm going to miss you so much.
- I'm going to miss you, too.
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Promise you'll write?
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Every day.
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Bill!
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Better get on board, son.
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All aboard!
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209er to ground control.
We're ready to taxi.
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- Goodbye, Bill!
- Goodbye, darling!
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I love you, darling!
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209er, taxi to runway 19er.
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Goodbye, darling!
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Have your picture taken the minute
you get there and send me one.
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OK. Here, hurry.
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It's your watch. You shouldn't.
You're going to need this.
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It's all right. It doesn't work.
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- Bill!
- Goodbye, darling!
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Bill!
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Bill! Bill!
I'll keep it with me all the time.
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Goodbye, darling.
Take care of yourself. Goodbye.
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- Flight 209er - clear for takeoff.
- Roger.
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- LA departure frequency 123.9er.
- Roger.
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- Request vector. Over.
- What?
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Flight 209er, clear for vector 324.
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- We have clearance, Clarence.
- Roger, Roger.
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What's our vector, Victor?
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- I want radio clearance. Over.
- That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
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- Roger.
- Huh?
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- Roger. Over.
- Huh? Who?
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Do you feel all right, sir?
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Oh, I haven't flown for a long time.
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Good evening.
This is Captain Oveur speaking.
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We'll be cruising
at 36,000 feet this evening...
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Relax and enjoy your flight.
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Would you like something to read?
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Do you have anything light?
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How about this leaflet,
"Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?
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Yes. Thank you.
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- Ted! What are you doing here?
- I've got to talk to you.
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You shouldn't have come.
I don't have time now.
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- Stewardess?
- Excuse me.
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But...
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No wonder you're upset. She's lovely.
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And a darling figure.
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Supple, pouting breasts, firm thighs.
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It's a shame you two
don't get along.
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Yes, I know.
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Things used to be different.
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I remember when we first met.
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It was during the war.
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I was in the air force,
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stationed in Drambuie,
off the Barbary Coast.
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I used to hang out
at the Magumba Bar.
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It was a rough place.
The seediest dive on the wharf,
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populated with every reject and
cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta.
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It was worse than Detroit.
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The mood in the place was ugly.
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You wouldn't be there unless
you knew how to use your fists.
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A fight broke out almost every night.
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I didn't go there that night
to fall in love.
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I just wanted a couple of drinks.
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And suddenly, there she was.
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I was captivated, entranced.
It hit me like a thunderbolt.
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I had to asked this guy to pinch me
to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
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I was afraid to approach her,
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but that night, fate was on my side.
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We laughed, we talked, we danced.
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I never wanted it to end.
I guess I still don't.
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Enough about me. I hope
this hasn't been boring for you.
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Whenever I talk about Elaine,
I get carried away.
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I lose all track of time.
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Would you like to order dinner?
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Joey will have steak.
We'll have fish.
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When can I see the cockpit?
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The pilots are probably too busy
flying the plane for that.
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Aw, gee whizz!
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I'll talk to the captain
and see what I can arrange.
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Gee, that'd be swell!
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Would you care to order your dinners?
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Excuse me, I happened to be passing.
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I thought you might like some coffee.
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That's very nice of you. Thank you.
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- Won't you sit down?
- Thank you.
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00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,960
- Cream?
- No, I take it black.
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Like my men.
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Ted, I never knew
I could be so happy.
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These past few months
have been wonderful.
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Tomorrow, why don't we drive
to that little seafood place and...
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00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,080
- What's the matter?
- My orders came through.
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My squadron ships out tomorrow.
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We're bombing the storage depots
at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.
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We're coming in
from the north, below their radar.
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When will you be back?
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00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,600
I can't tell you that.
It's classified.
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00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:26,400
Oh, Ted, please be careful.
I worry about you so much.
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I love you, Elaine.
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I love you.
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Flight 209er,
this is Denver flight control.
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You're approaching rough weather.
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Please climb to 42,000 feet.
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- Roger, Denver.
- We have a visitor.
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Hello.
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Captain Oveur, Mr Murdock,
and Mr Basta, this is Joey Hammen.
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- Hi, Joey.
- Come up here.
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This is for special visitors.
Would you like to have it?
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- Thank you. Thanks a lot.
- Sure. Ever been in a cockpit?
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No, I've never been up
in a plane before.
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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- Shall I check the weather?
- No, why don't you take care of it?
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Joey, do you ever hang around
a gymnasium?
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- We'd better get back.
- No, Joey can stay for a while.
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- Could I?
- OK, if you don't get in the way.
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Flight 209er to Denver,
climbing to cruise at 42,000.
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Will report again over Lincoln.
Over and out.
240
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:54,160
Wait a minute, I know you.
You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
241
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,360
You play basketball
for the Los Angeles Lakers.
242
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,960
Sorry, you have me confused
with someone else.
243
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,320
My name's Roger Murdock.
I'm the co-pilot.
244
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,280
You are Kareem! I've seen you play.
My dad's got season tickets.
245
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,640
You should go back to your seat now.
Right, Clarence?
246
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,840
No, he's not bothering anyone.
Let him stay here.
247
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,000
All right, but just remember
my name is Roger Murdock.
248
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,840
I'm an airline pilot.
249
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,960
I think you're the greatest,
250
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,520
but my dad says you don't work hard
enough on defence.
251
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,360
And he says lots of times
you don't even run downcourt.
252
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,680
And you don't try,
except during play-offs.
253
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,640
The hell I don't!
254
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,240
Listen, kid, I've been hearing
that crap ever since I was at UCLA.
255
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,840
I'm out there busting my buns
every night.
256
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,840
Tell your old man
to drag Walton and Lanier
257
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,240
up and down the court for 48 minutes.
258
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,640
Joey...
259
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,840
Do you like movies about gladiators?
260
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,320
Elaine, just hear me out.
261
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,120
Things haven't been right
for a long time,
262
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,360
but it'll be different,
like in the beginning, remember?
263
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,520
I remember everything.
264
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,400
All I have is memories.
265
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,720
Mostly, I remember the nights
we were together.
266
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,200
I remember how you used to hold me,
267
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,680
and how I used to sit on your face
and wriggle, and...
268
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,560
afterwards, how we'd watch
till the sun came up.
269
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,960
When it did, it was almost like...
270
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,520
like each new day was
created only for us.
271
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,360
That's the way
I've always wanted it to be.
272
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,520
But it won't be.
273
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,520
Not as long as you insist
on living in the past!
274
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,280
You're too low, Ted! You're too low!
275
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,440
The mind plays tricks on you.
276
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,680
He looks so happy today, doesn't he?
277
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
You look so happy today.
278
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:33,480
OK, Robert, slip them down.
This won't hurt much.
279
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,280
You got a telegram
from headquarters today.
280
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,440
Headquarters? What is it?
281
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,120
A big building where generals meet,
but that's not important.
282
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,080
They've cleared you of any blame
for what happened on that raid.
283
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,960
- Isn't that good news?
- Is it?
284
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,960
Because of my mistake,
six men didn't return from that raid.
285
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,120
Seven.
Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
286
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,080
But Dr Sandler says you'll be out
in a week. Isn't that wonderful?
287
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,200
I wish I could say the same
for George Zip.
288
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:10,280
Be patient, Ted. Nobody expects you
to get over this immediately.
289
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,280
Hey, Striker, how about a break?
I'm getting tired.
290
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,480
Yeah, all right. Take five.
291
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,680
Thanks.
292
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,440
I found a wonderful apartment for us.
293
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,560
It has a brick fireplace
294
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,040
and a cute bedroom
with mirrors on the ceiling and...
295
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,080
Red Leader!
Red Leader, I'm going down!
296
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,800
Captain Geline. He think he's
a pilot, still fighting the war.
297
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,840
I've found the tunnel, Johnson!
It's this way!
298
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,800
$25 for a cigarette is too much!
299
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,680
- What's his problem?
- It's Lieutenant Hurwitz.
300
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,880
Severe shell shock.
301
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,080
He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
302
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,040
War is hell.
303
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,720
Excuse me, sir. Would you
like coffee before dinner?
304
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,120
No. No, thank you.
305
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,680
- Would you like another cup?
- I will, but Jim won't.
306
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,080
I think I will have
another cup of coffee.
307
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,480
Jim never has a second
cup of coffee at home.
308
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,200
- Excuse me, sister.
- Yes?
309
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,720
There's a little girl
onboard who's ill.
310
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,600
Oh, yes, I saw. Poor child.
311
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,760
Could I borrow your guitar?
I thought maybe I could cheer her up.
312
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,320
- Of course.
- Thank you.
313
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,920
- Hi.
- Hi.
314
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,840
Do you mind if I talk
to your daughter?
315
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,520
I think that'd would be nice.
316
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,920
- Hi, I'm Randy.
- I'm Lisa.
317
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,840
Oh, you have a guitar!
318
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,040
I thought maybe you'd
like to hear a song.
319
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,680
I'd love to.
320
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,520
OK. Let's see...
321
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,680
This is one of my favorites.
322
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,960
You're late. We've been waiting.
323
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,280
- Who's first?
- Go ahead, Clarence.
324
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,400
How's the weather?
325
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,560
We got some heavy stuff ahead.
326
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,560
We've got to climb on top.
327
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,560
Yeah, after the war, I wanted
to get as far away as possible,
328
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,520
so Elaine and I
joined the Peace Corps.
329
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,240
We were assigned
to an isolated tribe, the Molombos.
330
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,240
They'd never seen Americans before.
331
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,160
It was really a challenge,
332
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,440
introducing them
to our western culture.
333
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,440
At first, they didn't know
what to think of us.
334
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,680
But soon, we gained their trust.
335
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,920
It'll help you better
prepare storing foods
336
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,320
for the up and coming
monsoon months.
337
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,320
Also, Supperware products
are ideal for storing leftovers
338
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,200
to help stretch your food dollar.
339
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,160
This two-quart
"Seals-M-Rite" container
340
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,960
keeps hot dog buns fresh for days.
341
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:31,360
These people had been completely
isolated from civilization.
342
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,280
No one had outlined a physical
fitness program for them,
343
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,240
and they had no athletic equipment.
344
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,320
I started them
on simple calisthenics,
345
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,080
worked up to rudimentary game skills,
346
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,120
and finally,
advanced competitive theory.
347
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,520
I was patient,
and they were eager to learn.
348
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,400
They seemed to enjoy themselves.
349
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,880
Probably due to advanced
American teaching techniques,
350
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,920
we bridged the generations
of isolation,
351
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,680
and communicated successfully
with the Molombos.
352
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,920
They're getting the hang of it.
353
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,040
When we re-enlist,
I'll teach them baseball.
354
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,960
Ted, I don't want to stay here.
355
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,440
It's time to go home
to the plans we made before the war.
356
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,680
A lot of people made plans
before the war. Like George Zip.
357
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,720
At that moment, I realised Elaine
had doubts about our relationship.
358
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,960
And that, as much as anything else,
led to my drinking problem.
359
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,120
We did come back to the States.
I tried a number of jobs.
360
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,520
I could go on,
but I'd probably bore you.
361
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,360
I couldn't blame Elaine.
She wanted a career.
362
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,200
- I can't stand it.
- What is it?
363
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,400
- Yes?
- It's my stomach.
364
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,800
I haven't felt this awful
since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
365
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,560
I'll see if I can find
some dramamine.
366
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,880
Captain, a woman passenger
is very sick.
367
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,520
Airsick?
368
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,640
I think so,
but I've never seen it so acute.
369
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,840
Find out if a doctor's onboard
as quietly as you can.
370
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,960
Joey, have you ever been
in a Turkish prison?
371
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,480
I shouldn't have had
that second cup of coffee.
372
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,280
Jim never vomits at home.
373
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,400
Sorry to wake you.
I'm looking for a doctor.
374
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,240
There's nothing to worry about.
375
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,240
Stewardess, I think the man
next to me is a doctor.
376
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,080
Sir, excuse me. Sorry to wake you,
are you a doctor?
377
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,440
- That's right.
- We have sick passengers.
378
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,320
- Could you come look at them?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
379
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,400
Let me see your tongue.
380
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,600
I'll be back in a minute.
381
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,960
Tell the captain to land.
She must go to a hospital.
382
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,120
A hospital! What is it?
383
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,320
It's a big building with patients,
but that's not important.
384
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,400
- I must speak to the captain.
- Certainly.
385
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,160
Victor, we're running into heavy...
386
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,440
Roger, take over!
387
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,440
- Captain, how soon can you land?
- I can't tell.
388
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,760
- You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
- No, I'm not sure.
389
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:02,560
- Can't you take a guess?
- Not for another two hours.
390
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,760
You can't take a guess
for another two hours?
391
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,440
No, we can't land.
Fog has closed down everything.
392
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,680
We've got to get through to Chicago.
393
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,000
Get him out of there!
394
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,720
What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
395
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,320
I'm not sure.
Haven't seen anything like this
396
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,440
since the Anita Bryant Concert.
397
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,240
- What did we have for dinner?
- We had a choice - steak or fish.
398
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,320
Yes, I remember. I had Lasagna.
399
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,840
- What did he have?
- He had fish.
400
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,120
Doctor, two more are sick.
The other passengers are worried.
401
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,240
We'll handle the passengers.
402
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,440
Find out what the sick people
had for dinner.
403
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,120
This is Captain Oveur speaking.
404
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,440
It's bumpy, but we'll be past it
in a few minutes.
405
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,760
We're now flying over Hoover Dam,
406
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,400
and later we'll pass south
of the Grand Canyon.
407
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,040
Meanwhile, relax
and enjoy your flight, OK?
408
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,120
Chicago, this is flight 209er.
We're in trouble.
409
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,240
We need traffic below us cleared
410
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,040
and priority landing in Chicago.
411
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,000
Yes?
412
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,000
My husband's very sick.
Can you do something?
413
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,600
The doctor will be with you
in just a moment.
414
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,640
Do you know what he had for dinner?
415
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,920
Yes, we both had fish. Why?
416
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,400
It's nothing to be alarmed about.
417
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,600
We'll be back to you very quickly.
418
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,680
Doctor, Mr Hammen ate fish,
419
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,720
and Randy said there are five
more cases, and they all had fish.
420
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,920
The co-pilot had fish.
What did the navigator have?
421
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,640
He had fish.
422
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,000
All right, now we know
what we're up against.
423
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,080
Those who had fish for dinner
will soon become violently ill.
424
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,240
- Just how serious is it?
- Extremely serious.
425
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,880
It starts with a slight fever,
dryness of the throat.
426
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,800
When the virus penetrates,
the victim becomes dizzy,
427
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,200
and begins to experience
an itching rash.
428
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,760
From there, the poison works
on the central nervous system,
429
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,760
causing severe muscle spasms,
430
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,800
followed by the inevitable drooling.
431
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,400
At this point,
the digestive system collapses,
432
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,280
accompanied
by uncontrollable flatulence.
433
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,720
Until, finally,
the poor bastard is reduced
434
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,440
to a quivering,
wasted piece of jelly.
435
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,600
Put it on... automatic pilot.
436
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,600
Automatic pilot, automatic pilot...
There it is!
437
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,040
I'll go back to the passengers.
438
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,920
Come in, 209er. This is Chicago.
439
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,280
Flight 209er, come in.
440
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,120
This is Elaine Dickinson,
the stewardess.
441
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,200
Captain Oveur's passed out.
442
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,840
We've lost the co-pilot
and navigator, too. We're in trouble.
443
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,200
Roger. I'm Steve McCroskey,
Chicago air control.
444
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,080
I'll be back in a moment.
Hold all takeoffs.
445
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,880
When 508 reports,
bring it straight in.
446
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,840
Suspend all meal service
on flights leaving Los Angeles.
447
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,720
Tell all dispatchers
to remain at the post.
448
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,560
- How about coffee?
- No, thanks.
449
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,040
I want the weather
on every available landing field.
450
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,840
You understand?
451
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,320
Any place available
to land that plane!
452
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,280
Go to the tower
and get a runway diagram.
453
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,640
Check down the field
for emergency equipment.
454
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,040
Chief, we got fog every place
east of the Rockies.
455
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,840
They'll have
to come through to Chicago.
456
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,120
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit smoking.
457
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:45,800
Get the best available man
who won't crack under pressure.
458
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,400
How about Mr Rogers?
459
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,560
Get me Rex Kramer.
460
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:02,120
Next to the throttle
is the air speed gauge.
461
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,280
What speed does it indicate?
462
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:10,080
- 520 miles per hour.
- Good. Very good.
463
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,680
Now, check your altitude.
464
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,280
That's the dial below and right
of the speed indicator.
465
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,520
35,000 feet.
466
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,520
No, wait. 34,000 feet.
467
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,080
No. It's dropping!
It's dropping fast!
468
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,880
Why is it doing that?
469
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:35,400
Oh, my God! The automatic pilot,
it's deflating!
470
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,840
Elaine, don't panic.
471
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,920
On his belt line
there's a hollow tube.
472
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,520
That's the manual inflation nozzle.
473
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,160
Pull it out and blow on it.
474
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,200
What the hell's going on up there?
475
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,720
- Elaine.
- Yes, Doctor?
476
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,960
Elaine, you're a member of this crew.
477
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,640
- Can you face some unpleasant facts?
- No.
478
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,400
Unless we hospitalise
those people quickly,
479
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,400
I can't be sure
of saving their lives.
480
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,560
Is there anyone on board
who can land this plane?
481
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,520
Well...
482
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,760
No. No one I know of.
483
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:19,280
You ought to know our chances.
Our lives depend on just one thing -
484
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:24,560
finding someone to fly this plane
who didn't have fish for dinner.
485
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:40,040
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your stewardess speaking.
486
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,200
We regret any inconvenience
the sudden cabin movement caused.
487
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,040
This is due to periodic air pockets.
488
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:52,600
There's no reason to become alarmed.
We hope you enjoy your flight.
489
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,480
By the way, is there anyone
on board who can fly a plane?
490
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,160
Hello. I'm Paul Carey
from the airline.
491
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,680
- I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer.
- Yes. Come in, Paul.
492
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,920
Rex will be right out.
493
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,920
Shep, sit. Sit!
494
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,720
I understand there's an emergency.
495
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:46,240
Something like that. There wasn't
time to tell me very much...
496
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,600
Shep, no!
497
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,000
I'll bet exciting things
happen all the time down there.
498
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,640
Airline business
does have its moments.
499
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,360
After a while, you get used to it.
500
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,920
Shep! Come!
501
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,040
He gets so excited
when new people are here.
502
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,200
- Are you a pilot?
- No, I'm in...
503
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,640
a training program.
504
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,080
It's unbelievable.
It's just unbelievable.
505
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,720
How many times have I warned
about food inspection?
506
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,680
You'd think
someone would listen to you.
507
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,680
Well, airport management,
the FAA, and the airlines...
508
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,040
they're all cheats and liars.
509
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,840
All right. Let's get out of here.
510
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,400
I'm sorry, I was just looking
for someone with flying experience.
511
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,480
When they built those roads,
they didn't think about drainage,
512
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:53,520
so we had to take a special jeep
up to the main road.
513
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,680
We were lucky to get a jeep,
514
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,120
since, just the day before,
only one we had broke down.
515
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,760
It had a bad axle...
516
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,760
Excuse me, sir.
There's a problem in the cockpit.
517
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,760
The cockpit? What is it?
518
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,160
The little room where the pilot sits.
That's not important.
519
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,920
The first officer is ill,
520
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,160
and the captain needs someone
to help him with the radio.
521
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,760
Do you know anything about planes?
522
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,800
I flew in the war years ago.
523
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,200
I wouldn't know anything about it.
524
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,320
Would you go up, please?
525
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,960
The stewardess said...
526
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,960
- Both pilots?
- Can you fly this plane and land it?
527
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,440
Surely, you can't be serious.
528
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,280
I am serious,
and don't call me Shirley.
529
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,200
Doctor, I've checked everyone.
Mr Striker's the only one.
530
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,000
What's your flying experience?
531
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,240
I flew single-engine fighters,
but this plane has four engines.
532
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,240
It's an entirely different
kind of flying... altogether.
533
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,560
It's an entirely different
kind of flying.
534
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,960
I haven't touched
any kind of plane in six years.
535
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,400
Mr Striker,
I know nothing about flying.
536
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:27,280
You're the only one on this plane
who can possibly fly it.
537
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,080
You're the only chance we've got.
538
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,920
That's right. That's what I said.
You heard me.
539
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,040
Tell Omaha to acknowledge
and stand by.
540
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,600
Every piece
of emergency equipment available.
541
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:23,760
Alert rescue units every mile
of the way, from here to the Rockies.
542
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,920
Chief!
543
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,080
We'll need
a free-landing flight check. Fast.
544
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,360
- It's your wife.
- I want the kids in bed by nine,
545
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,680
the dog fed, the yard watered,
the gate locked.
546
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,840
Get a note to the milkman -
"No more cheese."
547
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,000
Where the hell is Kramer?
548
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,480
No, he can't do that.
The risk of a flame-out's too great.
549
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,800
Keep him at 24,000... No, feet.
550
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,720
A passenger is going
to land that plane.
551
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,920
- Is that possible?
- It's a hundred to one shot.
552
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,480
- I know this guy.
- You do? Who is it?
553
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,360
Ted striker.
I flew with him during the war.
554
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,160
It won't make my job easier.
555
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,480
Ted Striker was a crack
flight leader.
556
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,040
He was one of those men who...
felt too much inside.
557
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,200
Maybe you know that kind.
558
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:35,040
He went all to pieces
on a particular mission.
559
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,200
Let's just hope
that doesn't happen tonight.
560
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,880
Let's see... Altitude, 24,000 feet.
561
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,600
Level flight. Speed, 520 knots.
562
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,440
Course Zero Niner Zero.
563
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,400
Trim, mixture.
Wash, soap, rinse, spin.
564
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,240
Ted! What are you doing here?
You can't fly this plane!
565
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,440
That's what I'm trying to tell them.
566
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,960
Elaine. I don't have time to be
gentle, so I'll be very direct.
567
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,600
Everyone is in a desperate situation.
568
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,040
Mr Striker is the only hope we got.
569
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:30,520
Those are the flaps.
This is the thrust.
570
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,000
This must turn on the landing lights.
571
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,320
- Mayday! Mayday!
- Mayday? What the hell is that?
572
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,120
May Day's the Russian new year.
We'll have a big parade and serve...
573
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,440
I can't stand it any more.
574
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,400
I've got to get out of here!
575
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,560
Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!
576
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,720
- Please let me handle this.
- I've got to get out...
577
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,680
Calm down. Get to your seat.
I'll handle it.
578
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,760
Calm down. Get ahold of yourself.
579
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,200
Doctor, you're wanted on the phone.
580
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,640
Everything will be all right.
581
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,920
- Sister, I can handle this.
- Got to get out of here!
582
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,160
We'd like you to have this flower.
583
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,720
Excuse me, sir, would you...
584
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,640
Donations for Reverend Moon?
585
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,480
Jews for Jesus?
586
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,920
Read about Jehovah's Witness?
587
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,520
How about Buddhism?
588
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,760
Help Jerry's kids?
589
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,920
- Scientology?
- For nuclear power?
590
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,760
Your attention, please.
No-frills passengers now arriving.
591
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,880
Please have your baggage
claim checks ready to show
592
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,200
upon leaving the terminal.
593
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,320
This guy has no airline experience.
594
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,280
He's a menace
to everything in the air.
595
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,200
Yes, birds, too.
596
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,800
OK, he's a terrible risk,
but what other choice have we got?
597
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,760
That's the whole story, Rex.
Everything we know.
598
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,000
Let's face a few facts.
599
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,840
I flew with Striker during the war.
600
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,120
He can't afford to worry about those
times when... things weren't so good.
601
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:46,440
- Right now things aren't so good.
- Let me tell you something.
602
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,680
Striker was a top-notch
squadron leader long ago.
603
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:54,200
Get on the horn
and talk that guy down.
604
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,360
Let him get the feel
of that airplane,
605
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,920
then you'll have to talk him
right down to the ground.
606
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,200
Very well.
Put Striker on the speaker.
607
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,400
Use my radio.
608
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,920
I took the wrong week
to quit drinking.
609
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,240
You can work them direct
from here, Captain.
610
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:25,160
Striker? Striker, this is
Captain Rex Kramer speaking.
611
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:32,160
Yes, Captain Kramer.
Read you loud and clear.
612
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,720
All right.
It's obvious you remember me.
613
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,280
What do you say we forget about
everything, except what we must do?
614
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,760
Let's not kid each other, Kramer.
615
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,920
You know I've never flown
a bucket like this.
616
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,520
- I'll need all the luck there is.
- Stand by, Striker.
617
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Our one hope is to build this man up.
I've got to give him confidence.
618
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,320
Striker, you ever flown
a multi-engine plane?
619
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,360
- No, never.
- Shit! It's a goddamn waste of time.
620
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,520
There's no way he can land it!
621
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,240
You got to talk him down! You got to!
622
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,760
Route him into Lake Michigan. At
least avoid killing innocent people.
623
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,880
You're the only chance they've got.
624
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,520
All right.
625
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,400
Striker, you listen,
and you listen close.
626
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,800
Flying a plane
is like riding a bicycle.
627
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,600
It's just harder
to put baseball cards in the spokes.
628
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,640
First, get the feel of the plane.
629
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:37,680
Later, we'll run down
the landing procedure.
630
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,800
All right.
Disengage the automatic pilot.
631
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,200
Make no violent control movements
like you did in the fighter planes.
632
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,360
All right.
I'll unlock the automatic pilot.
633
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,360
The controls will feel very heavy
compared to a fighter.
634
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,400
Don't worry about that.
It's perfectly normal.
635
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,720
Now, one more thing.
636
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:23,080
Can somebody work the radio
and leave you free for flying?
637
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,080
The stewardess is here with me.
638
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,800
Good. Have her sit
in the co-pilot seat.
639
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,160
Elaine, he wants you
to sit in the co-pilot seat.
640
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,840
What's going on?
We have a right to know the truth.
641
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,960
All right, I'll level with you all.
642
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,200
The most important thing
is that you remain calm.
643
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,520
There's no reason to panic.
644
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,880
It's true
one of the crew members is ill.
645
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Slightly ill.
646
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,800
The other two pilots are fine.
647
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,800
They're flying the plane,
648
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,280
free to pursue
a life of religious fulfilment.
649
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:11,160
The radio is all yours. Keep an eye
on number three engine gauge.
650
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,280
It's running a little hot.
651
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,600
Striker,
first I'd like to say something.
652
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:23,440
I know things must look
pretty rough up there.
653
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,320
If you do what I tell you
when I tell you,
654
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,160
there's no reason
you should lack confidence
655
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,920
in your chances of coming out
alive and in one piece.
656
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,440
What weather are you in?
657
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,920
- Rain.
- And a little ice.
658
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,720
And a little ice.
659
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:46,600
- How's it handling?
- Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.
660
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,120
Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.
661
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,600
All right, Striker.
You're doing just fine.
662
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,680
It's damn good
he doesn't know I hate his guts.
663
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:00,720
It's damn good
you don't know he hates your guts.
664
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,080
Can I get you something?
665
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,280
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
666
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,040
- Stewardess. I speak jive.
- Good.
667
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,120
He said he's in great pain,
668
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,320
and he wants to know
if you can help him?
669
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,760
Tell him to relax.
I'll be back with some medicine.
670
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,280
Call Captain Oveur's wife
and let her know what's going on.
671
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,640
This weather bulletin
just came off the wire.
672
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,200
What can you make out of this?
673
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:15,680
This? I can make a hat
or a brooch or pterodactyl...
674
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,120
- Hello?
- Mrs Oveur?
675
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,080
Yes, this is Mrs Oveur.
676
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,680
This is Ed Macias
calling from the airport.
677
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,080
There's trouble
on your husband's flight.
678
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,240
We don't know how serious it is,
679
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,800
but Steve McCroskey thought you'd
want to come over right away.
680
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,760
Yes. I'll be right down.
681
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,880
I've got to go to the airport.
682
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,480
You can let yourself
out the back door.
683
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,600
There's juice in the refrigerator.
684
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,040
Doctor says the sick people
are getting worse.
685
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,080
We're running out of time.
686
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,760
I've got to concentrate.
687
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,800
I've got to concentrate.
688
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,520
Hello?
689
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,640
Echo!
690
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:27,120
Pinch hitting for Pedro Bourbone,
691
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,240
Manny Mota.
692
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,720
- How you doing, honey?
- Jack, I'm so hot, I'm burning up.
693
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,880
I'll turn on some air.
694
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,160
- What's going on?
- Close the window!
695
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,720
Chicago,
the passengers are panicking.
696
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,040
When do we start down?
697
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:57,320
Not yet. You'll be in radar range
any second now.
698
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:01,120
They should have been in range
10 minutes ago.
699
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:05,160
Gunderson, check the radar range.
Anything yet?
700
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,200
About two more minutes, chief.
701
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,600
Two minutes?
They could be miles off course.
702
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,440
Impossible! They're on instruments.
703
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,160
This is going to be a real sweat.
704
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,040
Gunderson,
let me know when you get anything.
705
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,800
Got a cigarette, Nels?
706
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,720
I can't take much more of this.
707
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,640
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit amphetamines.
708
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,840
- Johnny, how about some more coffee?
- No, thanks.
709
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,520
These reporters want a statement.
710
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,440
- How much longer can they hold out?
- 30, 45 minutes.
711
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,360
- Who's flying the plane?
- A passenger.
712
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,800
He's an experienced air force pilot.
No cause for alarm.
713
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,120
- Take over.
- What kind of plane?
714
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,680
It's a big, pretty white plane
715
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,840
with red stripes,
curtains and wheels.
716
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,960
It looks like a big tylenol.
717
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,160
OK, boys. Let's get some pictures.
718
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,120
This bulletin just handed to me.
719
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,200
Stricken airliner
approaching Chicago...
720
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,160
Shana, they bought their tickets.
721
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:59,480
They knew what
they were getting into.
722
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,760
I say, let them crash!
723
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,240
- Would you like some whisky, ma'am?
- Certainly not!
724
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,440
How are the passengers?
725
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,600
I won't deceive you, Mr Striker.
We're running out of time.
726
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,600
Surely, there's something you can do.
727
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,080
I'm doing everything I can...
728
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,320
and stop calling me Shirley.
729
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,720
Randy, are you all right?
730
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:16,360
Oh, Dr Rumack.
731
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,920
I'm scared.
732
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,720
I've never been so scared...
733
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:24,640
And besides,
I'm 26 and I'm not married.
734
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:28,240
We're going to make it.
You've got to believe that.
735
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,560
Dr Rumack, do you have any idea
when we'll be landing?
736
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:33,680
Pretty soon. How are you bearing up?
737
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,920
To be honest,
I've never been so scared,
738
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,440
but at least I have a husband.
739
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:56,320
Stay in formation.
Target's just ahead.
740
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,760
Target should be clear
if you go in low enough.
741
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:03,440
You'll have to decide.
You'll have to decide.
742
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,360
You'll have to decide.
743
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,920
Stay in formation.
Target's just ahead.
744
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:12,680
Target should be clear
if you go in low enough.
745
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,880
You'll have to decide.
You'll have to decide.
746
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,760
You'll have to decide.
747
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:26,480
Oh, rats! Lost number four.
748
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,040
What happened? What went wrong?
749
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:32,120
I forgot to check the oil pressure.
750
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:36,120
When Kramer hears about this,
the shit's going to hit the fan.
751
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:42,040
I told him to watch that
oil temperature. What's he doing?
752
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,920
Stiker, that plane can't land itself.
753
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:48,680
Ease off. It's not his fault.
It could happen to any pilot.
754
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,680
It happened to Barbara Stanwyck.
755
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,440
Can't push him too hard. Might break.
Remember who you're dealing with.
756
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,720
Nick, Pete, Jerry,
there's a fire in the barn.
757
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,680
He's right.
I can't take the pressure.
758
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,880
I was crazy to think
I could land this plane.
759
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,920
- But, Ted, you're the only...
- I don't care.
760
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,880
I don't have what it takes.
761
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,560
They would be better off with someone
who's never flown before.
762
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,880
Bad news. Fog's getting thicker.
763
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:31,440
And Leon's getting larger.
764
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:58,360
I know what you're going to say,
so save your breath.
765
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,960
Well, I don't have a thing to say.
766
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,960
You've done the best you could.
767
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,960
You really have. The best you could.
768
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:12,040
We can't expect to win them all.
769
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:18,600
I want to tell you something I've
kept to myself through these years.
770
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:22,800
I was in the war. Medical corps.
771
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:28,040
One night, they brought in
a badly wounded pilot from one raid.
772
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,440
He could barely talk.
773
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,680
He looked up at me, he said,
774
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:37,560
"The odds were against us there,
but we went in anyway.
775
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:42,720
"I'm glad.
Captain made the right decision."
776
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:46,760
The pilot's name was George Zip.
777
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,640
George Zip said that?
778
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,240
The last thing he said to me,
779
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:58,120
"Doc," he said, "Sometime...
780
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,320
"...the crew is up against it.
781
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:02,720
"The breaks are beating the boys.
782
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:07,520
"Tell them to give it all they've got
783
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,800
"and win just one for the Zipper.
784
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:17,120
"I don't know
where I'll be then," he said...
785
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,960
"but I won't smell too good,
that's for sure."
786
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,920
Excuse me, doc.
787
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,160
I've got a plane to land.
788
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,160
You'd better stay up there a bit.
789
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,560
When the fog lifts,
we'll bring you in.
790
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,720
I'll take it, Elaine.
791
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:54,560
Listen, Dr Rumack says the sick
people are in critical condition.
792
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,800
Every minute counts.
We've got to land now.
793
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:02,080
Don't be a fool, Striker. You know
what landing like this means.
794
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,120
I'm ordering you to stay up there.
795
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,200
No dice, Chicago.
796
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,360
I'm giving the orders,
and we're coming in.
797
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:12,920
I guess the foot's
on the other hand now.
798
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,480
He'll never make it in this soup.
799
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,240
But it's his ship now.
He's in charge.
800
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,040
He's boss, head man, top dog,
801
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:26,240
big cheese, head honcho...
802
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:28,200
Captain, look at this.
803
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,040
"Passengers certain to die."
804
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,360
"Airline negligent."
805
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:36,320
There's a sale at Penny's!
806
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:42,160
I'll need three men in the tower.
You, Neubauer, you, Macias.
807
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,280
Me John. Big tree.
808
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,600
Striker, we're going to the tower.
Good luck.
809
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,480
They're going to the tower.
810
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:54,800
The tower! The tower!
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
811
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,960
Stewardess, how soon till we land?
812
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:05,480
It won't be long now.
Try not to worry.
813
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:20,360
We're all ready, sir.
814
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,600
Captain McCroskey,
this is Captain Roberts.
815
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,880
Captain Kramer,
this is Captain Colosimo.
816
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,840
Captain Hinshaw,
this is Captain Gantz.
817
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:30,520
Captain Kramer, Captain Gantz.
Captain Hinshaw, Captain Roberts.
818
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:32,600
Colosimo, you work the relay.
819
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,880
Roberts, check air traffic.
820
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,360
Get that finger out of your ear.
You don't know where it's been.
821
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,600
- Steve!
- Got a cigarette, Nels?
822
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:47,360
Linda, your husband and the others
are alive but unconscious.
823
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,440
Just like Gerald Ford.
824
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:54,000
There's a chance we can save them
if Striker lands that plane in time.
825
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,440
That isn't much of a chance.
826
01:12:56,560 --> 01:13:00,440
I don't know. We're doing
everything we can. Now excuse me.
827
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,720
Where did you get that dress?
It's awful!
828
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,800
And those shoes and that coat! Geez!
829
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:17,800
8 miles. Turn right to heading 044.
830
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,880
We're now at 2,000 feet
beginning our descent.
831
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:27,640
- Pour every light onto that field.
- It's being done.
832
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:35,440
Tower to emergency vehicles,
runway is niner.
833
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:39,160
Airport vehicles,
take positions one and two.
834
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,440
Civilian equipment, number three.
835
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,400
Air force, positions four and five.
836
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,800
All ambulances go to number three.
837
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:52,920
Air Israel, please clear the runway.
838
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,960
In a moment, we'll ask you
to assume crash positions.
839
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,360
Life jackets are under your seat.
840
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,840
Place it over your head.
841
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:09,480
When I give the word,
pull the cord on the right side flap.
842
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:14,680
Your seat cushions are also equipped
with a flotation device.
843
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:20,240
WZAZ in Chicago,
where disco lives forever.
844
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:28,280
Your altitude's too erratic.
You can't come straight in.
845
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,680
You've got enough fuel for two hours.
846
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,920
I'll take it, Elaine.
Listen to me, Kramer.
847
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:38,200
We have people up here who will die
in less than an hour.
848
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:43,360
I may bend your precious airplane,
but I'll get it down.
849
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:47,600
- The passengers are ready.
- Thanks, Randy.
850
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:52,000
You better leave, sweetheart.
You might get hurt up here.
851
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,160
- Ted...
- Yes?
852
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:08,520
I wanted you to know... now...
853
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,240
I'm very proud.
854
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,320
Tell them the gear is down
and we're ready to land.
855
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,080
The gear is down,
and we're ready to land.
856
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,600
He's on final now.
857
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,680
Put out all runway lights
except niner.
858
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:36,280
Captain, maybe we ought
to turn on the searchlights.
859
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,160
No.
860
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:42,360
That's just what they'll
be expecting us to do.
861
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:51,200
I want to tell you both good luck.
We're all counting on you.
862
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,080
Now listen carefully.
863
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,520
You'll see the runway at 300 feet.
864
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,760
Touch down a third of the way.
865
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,360
A slight cross wind, so be ready.
866
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:06,440
Land too fast,
use your emergency brakes.
867
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:10,360
Red handle's right in front.
If that doesn't stop you...
868
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:19,680
If that doesn't stop you,
cut the four ignition switches.
869
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:27,720
Can you see us now? You should
be able to see the field.
870
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:38,440
- Sure is quiet out there.
- Yeah, too quiet.
871
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,880
Looks like I picked the wrong week
to quit sniffing glue.
872
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,320
There it is.
873
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:01,120
There he is!
874
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,680
Striker, you're coming in too fast.
875
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:07,560
I know, I know!
876
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,520
He knows, he knows!
877
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,720
Below 700 now. Still going down.
878
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,640
675, 650, 625, he's holding.
879
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,640
No, he's down, he's down.
880
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,760
Sound your alarm now.
881
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,440
Now, everybody,
get in crash positions.
882
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,720
Put down 30 degrees of flap.
883
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:41,800
All right, listen to me.
Remember your brakes and switches.
884
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,680
Get ready to flare it out!
885
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,920
He's all over the place.
886
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:49,640
900 up to 1,300 feet.
What an asshole.
887
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,480
More left rudder. Put down more flap.
888
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,560
Just kidding!
889
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:04,000
Striker, lift your nose.
Straighten your wings.
890
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:07,080
Coming in too fast. Watch your speed.
891
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,480
He's coming right at us!
892
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,960
Coming in too hot.
Ease up on the throttle.
893
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:20,920
Watch out for that cross wind.
Level it out.
894
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,120
You'll have to dip your left wing.
895
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,080
You're drifting. Keep your eyes
on the far end of the runway.
896
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,240
You're too low, damn it!
897
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,760
Watch your stall speed.
898
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,640
Flare it out!
899
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,360
Ease her down. Down!
900
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,760
The brake! Pull the red handle!
901
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:02,520
I want to tell you both good luck.
We're all counting on you.
902
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:13,080
Flight 209 now arriving
at gate eight.
903
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,360
Gate nine.
904
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,920
Gate ten.
905
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,720
Pull out of it! Push that button!
906
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:29,720
Gate 13... Gate 14.
907
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,400
Gate 15...
908
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:44,360
Auntie Em! Toto! It's a twister!
909
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:50,560
Gate 23, 24, 25...
910
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:18,720
I want to tell you both good luck.
We're all counting on you.
911
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,640
Striker?
912
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:29,080
- Striker, are you all right?
- Yeah. We're OK.
913
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,240
Ted, that was probably
the lousiest landing
914
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,960
in the history of this airport.
915
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,120
But some of us, particularly me,
916
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:41,200
would like to buy you a
drink and shake your hand.
917
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,320
And, Ted, when the going got rough...
918
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,680
Have a nice day. OK.
919
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:58,120
Have a nice day and thank you
for flying TransAmerican.
920
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:01,680
Loneliness, that's the bottom line.
921
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,840
I was never happy as a child.
922
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,240
Christmas,
what does that mean to you?
923
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,480
Mine was living hell.
924
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,640
Do you know what it's like
to fall in the mud
925
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:14,640
and get kicked in the head
by an iron boot?
926
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,040
Of course not. It never happens.
927
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,400
Sorry. That's a dumb question.
Skip that.
928
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:27,240
There you go. Have a nice day.
929
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,480
Municipal bonds, Ted.
Talking double "A" rating.
930
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,280
Best investment in America.
931
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:23,840
Well, I'll give him
another 20 minutes, but that's it.