Джесси / Jessie / Сезон: 1 / Серии: 1-21 (26) (Боб Коэрр) [2011-2012, США, комедия, WEB-DLRip] Original + rus Sub (Notabenoid)

"New York, New Nanny"
Directed by Bob Koherr
Original air date September 30, 2011
Prod. code 101
U.S. viewers(millions) 4.63
Скачано .torrent 18
Размер: 193 MB
Jessie arrives in New York, where she is dumped out of her cab at the Ross's condo building. Kindly taken upstairs by Zuri, Jessie meets her adoptive parents, Morgan and Christina Ross (Charles Esten and Christina Moore). They hire her to be a nanny to Zuri, Ravi, Luke and Emma. After initially failing to win over each child, they attempt to run away. She soon makes up her mistakes to each child except Emma, who is upset that her parents can't attend her science fair. Jessie goes to the movie set where Morgan and Christina are, telling them that they need to spend more time with their kids, as their presence is important in their lives; this move gets her fired. Nevertheless, she attends Emma's science fair to support her. However, Emma's parents show up to the science fair as well, having taken Jessie's advice. Emma wins the science fair, and Jessie is rehired.

The Talented Mr. Kipling / Used Karma
Directed by Bob Koherr
Original air date October 7, 2011 / October 14, 2011
Prod. code 103/102
U.S. viewers(millions) 4.23 / 3.92
Скачано .torrent 22
Размер: 548 MB
2: Jessie comes to the rescue when the condominium owner Mrs. Chesterfield (Carolyn Hennesy) wants Ravi's pet lizard, Mr. Kipling, out of the building. After a comical chase and almost losing Mr. Kipling in the building, Jessie convinces Mrs. Chesterfield that Ravi loves his pet just as much as she loves 'Zeus', her pet chihuahua, and they are allowed to keep Mr. Kipling. In a subplot, Zuri brings home another imaginary "friend" named Genivieve, whom she claims is very mean to her. Jessie resolves the matter by telling her that Mr. Kipling "ate" the imaginary friend, convincing Zuri that the imaginary friend is gone. Meanwhile, Luke and Emma work together on a school photo class project, and their disagreements get them into a scuffle. In the end, Luke makes an amazing action shot involving Mr. Kipling flicking a hawk away with his tail, earning them an A.
3: After Jessie accepts an invitation for lunch with Tony (Chris Galya), the building's doorman, Emma offers Jessie unsolicited love advice she reads from her favorite teen magazine. Jessie tries to convince Tony that she's just "one of the guys", but ends up making things awkward between them. In a subplot, Ravi gets sick of being the target of Luke's practical jokes, deciding to get back at Luke by telling him that karma will get him. Ravi then plays his own pranks on Luke. After Ravi finally convinces Luke that he is free from karma, Luke affectionately declares him a good brother. Jessie makes Ravi promise that the next time they have a problem, they will talk it out as a family. She and the kids get together to watch a movie, where Bertram plays his own prank on them by scaring them all out of the room. Jessie hints that she might have a crush on Tony when she is dreaming about his positive features before her lunch date with Tony.

Zombie Tea Party 5 / One Day Wonders
Directed by Shelley Jensen / Phill Lewis
Original air date October 21, 2011 / October 28, 2011
Prod. code 104/105
U.S. viewers(millions) 4.03 / 3.93
Скачано .torrent 19
Размер: 897 MB
4: After Jessie embarrasses Luke in front of a bully, he doesn't want her to help him with anything in public. When the mean kid faces off with Luke in the neighborhood paintball contest, Luke has no one to be his partner (not including Ravi, who Luke chose from "the bottom of the barrel"). Upset, Jessie arrives at the park to prove to Luke that she can help him win the paintball war. Meanwhile, Zuri invites Emma to her tea party, but Emma turns down the invitation when her friend Jasmine gives her a free pass to a fashion show. Zuri invites Bertram and Mr. Kipling instead, but doesn't think that Bertram is a very good guest (though Bertram points out "that unlike Mr. Kipling, I haven't tried to eat the other guests."). On the day of the fashion show, Jasmine un-invites Emma, leading to her to decide, on Bertram's advice, to attend Zuri's tea party to cheer her up. Jessie helps Luke win the paintball competition.
5: After J.J. Mayfield (Arvie Lowe, Jr.), a music producer spots Jessie and Luke performing in the park, he promises them fame and gets them to his studio to shoot a music video. However, Jessie and Luke fight over the spotlight, causing problems. Meanwhile, Bertram enlists Emma to help "style" him for his social network profile photo, while Zuri and Ravi take Tony's place at the reception desk to prove to Tony that his job is not as hard as he makes it seem. When Tony finds out about Jessie and Luke, he warns them that the "manager" is a fraud who fools people for their money, as he Tony was one of the fraud's victims. Jessie and Luke resolve their problems and abandon the manager, and Tony shoots a new music video for Jessie's song with Jessie and the kids starring in it.

Zuri's New Old Friend
Directed by Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Original air date November 4, 2011
Prod. code 107
U.S. viewers(millions) 4.45
Скачано .torrent 28
Размер: 1.05 GB
Jessie gets worried that Zuri may have imaginary friends her whole life, so she tries to find her an actual friend at the park. Zuri meets Nana Banana (Jo Anne Worley), a former clown with a colorful personality, but Zuri begins to favor Nana Banana over Jessie. Jealous, Jessie throws Nana Banana out after a banana peel is left on the stairs, which upsets Zuri. Meanwhile, Mr. Kipling falls in love with a plastic toy animal at the park, so Luke, Emma and Ravi rob it from the park, while trying to avoid Ranger Bill, the nearly-blind park security guard. When the toy is accidentally broken, Zuri fixes it and they try to return it to the park, but are caught by Ranger Bill (Ronnie Schell). However, Nana Banana saves them from getting in trouble, which makes Jessie realize her mistake and apologize to Nana Banana, leading to all of them becoming friends.

Creepy Connie Comes a Callin / A Christmas Story / Star Wars
Directed by Phill Lewis / Phill Lewis / Bob Koherr
Original air date November 18, 2011 / December 9, 2011 / January 6, 2012
Prod. code 109 / 106 / 114
U.S. viewers(millions) 4.23 / 4.01 / 7.32
Скачано .torrent 17
Размер: 1.58 GB
7 Jessie believes Connie (Sierra McCormick), a math tutor she finds for Luke, will be the perfect scholarly influence, not realizing that "Creepy Connie" is obsessed with Luke. Connie asks Luke to a Harry Potter dance, and Jessie forces him to accept. Jessie soon realizes that Connie really is a creepy stalker and tries steering her away from Luke. In turn, Connie steals Luke's beloved stuffed animal, Kenny the Koala, in order to make Luke go to the dance. Once Jessie tells her that Luke has read none of the Harry Potter books, Connie, horrified, declares her love for Luke dead, and leaves. Meanwhile, Ravi is convinced that he can predict the future with his Mystical Eye-ball Application on his tablet. Zuri doesn't believe him at first, but after asking a question that gave her an unpredictable answer (Mr. Kipling destroying her pet pony stuffed animal), Zuri finally agrees with Ravi's Mystical iBall app. Yet once these younger Ross siblings make terrible predictions about Bertram's fate, they try and convince Bertram to stay alert, but he doesn't believe them until a very upset Luke throws his koala bear, unaware of it making Bertram choke, which proves that Ravi and Zuri's predictions were right all along. After Connie leaves Luke still sad and confused about his bear, Jessie fixes it like she did with Zuri's pony. In the end, Bertram finally convinces Ravi that a simple iBall app cannot unravel ALL of life's mysteries in reality, but the real question is: What IS reality?
Absent: Peyton List as Emma Ross
8 Jessie and Bertram are left in charge of bringing the Christmas spirit to Ravi, Emma, Luke, and Zuri. Luke wants to kiss Jessie under the mistletoe, but she refuses. After going for ice skating, Zuri explains to Ravi about Santa Claus, leaving Ravi to arise his defense mechanisms. At the toy store, Jessie, Emma & Luke get caught in Toy Jail, leaving Jessie really mad, Emma freaking out, and Luke confused at both girls' reactions, and so the elf finally busts them out, but on one condition: They can never come to that store again. Meanwhile, Ravi is still afraid of Santa, and Zuri tries to convince him that he's a good guy and not a creepy stocker, but that still doesn't work, because when Jessie took a photo of Bertram in his Santa Claus suit, her hair gets stuck in the Christmas tree, and so Bertram tries to help her out, but Ravi goes downstairs to see what all the commotion is about, and concludes that Santa is trying to harm Jessie, ignoring the context of the problem. After he kicks Bertram out, Jessie tells Ravi that Santa was trying to help her, not beat the stuffing out of her. Emma, Luke, and Zuri go downstairs because they thought their parents were home, but Jessie admitted that Morgan and Christina couldn't make it, leaving the Ross kids upset, but unaware that Jessie was wrong, until they both showed up saying, "Merry Christmas!" In the end, the kids open up their presents, and they all take a family picture, concluding that Luke finally got his dream kiss (on Jessie's cheek :D).
9 Celebrity actor Jordan Taylor (Lachlan Buchanan) comes to stay at the Ross household. Emma and Jessie fight for his affection, while Zuri and Luke make prank phone calls on his phone. Bertram pretends to work while Morgan Ross is in town. When Morgan tells everyone not to tell people that Jordan is staying at the Ross penthouse, Emma tries to ruin Jessie's date with Jordan, disobeying her father's orders. After all that chaos, Morgans demands to know who told everyone that Jordan was in the Ross penthouse, leaving Jessie to admit that she did it, not only to protect Emma after what she did, but because it was the truth, but to Morgan's surprise, everyone admitted that they each took a role into saying Jordan's name in public, leading them all into one huge group hug, and blinded by all the love and happiness, Jordan changes his mind about leaving, and instead, he agrees to star in Morgan's movie. In the end, Jessie makes cookies, but accidentally spills them down the dumbwaiter shaft along with some milk.

Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader?
Directed by Kevin Chamberlin .
Original air date January 20, 2012
Prod. code 111
U.S. viewers(millions) 3.33
Скачано .torrent 20
Размер: 1.75 GB
After Zuri's doll is ruined, she and Jessie attempt to raise two hundred dollars for a new one, despite attempts on being stopped by a cop and Mrs. Chesterfield. Meanwhile, Ravi starts as the new kid in Luke and Emma's school, although Luke expects him to act normal on his first day. Despite trying to fit in, Ravi's first unexpected attempt to embarrass Luke led him to lie to his friends about Ravi (Luke's "dad's friend's cousin's dog's neighbor"), because of his geeky cricket uniform. After that, Jessie gives Ravi advice on how to fit in and still be himself, but Ravi takes Jessie's advice a little too seriously, which makes him dress and act exactly like Luke, inadequately involving a school bully against him. Because of Ravi's second unexpected attempt to embarrass his brother, Luke becomes angry and tells Ravi that their brotherhood is over at school, which Emma warns Jessie about the next day only to distract her from looking at her high-heel shoes. Later on, during lunchtime in the cafeteria, the same school bully threatens Ravi into paying a price, which makes Luke feel guilty about what he said to Ravi the previous day. Luke tries to stand up for his brother, but it leads HIM to taking an unexpected risk. After all that chaos, Ravi saves him from more trouble by using his traditional Indian Dragonfire Peppers to scare the school bully away, and Luke quickly apologizes to him for acting like a jerk, and so both brothers start a clean slate. In the end, Zuri decides that selling lemonade wouldn't earn her a new doll, but Ravi's secret recipe would instead.