Podcast #81 Airplane Announcements
I had to fly from Minneapolis to Los Angeles recently, and like most travelers, I’ve almost memorized the standard safety announcement made by the flight attendants. It goes something like this:
Good afternoon and welcome to Flight 345, service to Los Angeles International Airport. We appreciate your full attention to this important safety announcement. This 747 aircraft is equipped with four emergency exits, two in the front of the plane and two in the aft. Be sure to identify the nearest exit to you, which may be behind you. If the plane should loose pressure, an oxygen mask will drop from the compartment above your seat. Reach up, pull down on the mask until the tubing is fully extended. Place the mask over your nose and mouth, secure it with the elastic band and breathe normally.
Passenger seat cushions on this aircraft may be used as a flotation device and detailed instructions may be found on the safety information card in the seat pocket in front of you. Smoking is not permitted at any time while on board this aircraft. Also, federal law prohibits tampering, disabling, or destroying these detectors in the lavatories. Your compliance with all crew member instructions, all placards, and lighted seat belt and no smoking signs is required.
The following electronic devices may not be used during takeoff or landing: portable compact disk players, portable computers, and cellular phones which should be in the off position and stowed. Now in preparation for takeoff, please fasten your seatbelt, return your seatback and tray tables to the full upright and locked position. Your carry-on luggage must be stowed in the overhead compartments or underneath the seat in front of you. On behalf of all Mar Vista Airline employees, we'd like to thank you for selecting us today. We hope you enjoy your flight.
Podcast #82 In a Rut
Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: I don’t know. What do you want to do?
W: I have no idea. Do you think we’re in a rut?
M: What do you mean?
W: Well, we do the same things every weekend. We go to the same restaurants. We see the same friends. You know what I mean?
M: Yeah, I guess you’re right. It’s easy to get bogged down in the day to day, and forget to change things up once in a while. Let’s break out and do some thing completely different tonight.
W: Okay, I’ll look in the events section of the paper to see what’s going on tonight. Hmm, we could go to a concert. There is a good one tonight. I bet it’s not sold out. But, we’ll have to drive an hour to the venue.
M: An hour? That’s a bit of a bummer. Let me take a peek and see what else there is. How about going dancing? We haven’t done that in a while. There’s a club in Silver Lake that’s supposed to be hopping on Friday nights. Eddie from work told me that they have a really good DJ and a big dance floor, and the cover charge isn’t bad.
W: I’m not really in the mood for dancing, actually. You know what? I just feel like staying home tonight and vegging, after all. How about you?
M: Yeah, I was hoping you’d say that. It’s nice to have the option to go out but I’d rather stay in. Maybe we can go out tomorrow night.
W: Yeah, definitely, tomorrow night.
Podcast #83 Planning a Business Luncheon
One of my co-workers, Betty, was retiring this month after working for the company 23 years. I was put in charge of planning a retirement lunch in her honor at a restaurant nearby. The company was picking up the tab and it was up to me to set a day and time. After asking the people in the department and finding out their availability, I called the restaurant to make a reservation.
Manager: Bruno’s.
Jeff: Hi, I’m calling from Nika Corporation. We would like to hold a business lunch at the restaurant.
Manager: Oh, certainly. I’m Linda, the manager. I can help you with that. How many will there be in your party?
Jeff: There will be about 18 people.
Manager: Okay. For a party that size, we have a separate banquet room in the back.
Jeff: Is there an extra charge to reserve the room?
Manager: No, as long as you can guarantee at least 15 guests, there is no extra charge.
Jeff: That’s great. I’d like to go ahead and reserve the room, then, for Friday, December 2, at around noon. This is a retirement party and we’d like to bring a cake for the guest of honor and some bottles of champagne. Will that be acceptable?
Manager: The cake is no problem at all, but we do charge a corkage fee of $15 a bottle for any alcohol not purchased from the restaurant.
Jeff: Oh, that’s fine.
Manager: Great. I have the banquet room reserved for a luncheon for Nika Corporation on the 2nd of December. May I have your name and contact information?
Jeff: Sure. I’m Jeff McQuillan and my number is 323-555-6840, extension 42.
Manager: Thanks, Mr. McQuillan. I’ll give you a call a week in advance to confirm the arrangements.
Jeff: Sounds good. Thanks for your help.
Manager: Thank you for choosing Bruno’s. We look forward to seeing you on the 2nd.
Podcast #84 Bargaining with a Seller
It was Saturday afternoon and I was shopping in the garment district in downtown L.A. If you want to find good deals on clothes, shoes, and accessories, this is the place to come. To get the best deal, though, you have to be ready to bargain.
I walked by a stall and saw a purse I liked. The owner had just finished making a sale.
Lucy: Does this come in any other colors?
Man: Yeah, we have this one in white and blue. I also have this other style in green.
Lucy: How much is the blue one?
Man: It’s $32.
Lucy: $32? What about the green one?
Man: That’s $30.
Lucy: That seems a little high. Can you do better on the price?
Man: This is a designer bag and it’s good quality. It’s a bargain at that price.
Lucy: Is that your best offer?
Man: That’s the best I can do.
Lucy: Well, I don’t know. I think I’ll shop around.
Man: Okay, how about $28.
Lucy: That’s still more than I wanted to spend. What if I take the blue one and the green one?
Man: I’ll give you both of them for $55.
Lucy: That’s not much of a break on the price. How about $50 for both?
Man: You drive a hard bargain. The best I can do is $54. You won’t find it cheaper anywhere else.
Lucy: Why don’t we split the difference and make it $52?
Man: Okay, okay. You’ve got a deal.
Podcast #85 The Blind Date
I broke up with my boyfriend last month. We had gone out for a year and I was ready to settle down. But, I could tell that he still wanted to play the field before getting married. I don’t think Don ever cheated on me, but I finally realized that he wasn’t the marrying type.
My friend Sheila was thrilled to hear that we had split up. She never liked Don and she was anxious to set me up with some of her single friends. I told her that I didn’t want to go on any blind dates. But, she kept telling me about this guy Alan. She thought he was my soul mate and she was sure that he would be my Mr. Right. According to Sheila, he was good looking, he had a good sense of humor, he was bright and witty, and was kind and considerate. In the end, I told Shiela to give him my number. He called and we agreed to meet for coffee.
I walked into the caf? and looked around. I saw a nice looking guy sitting by himself near the window.
Lucy: Hi, are you Alan?
Alan: Yeah. You must be Lucy.
Lucy: Did you have trouble finding the caf??
Alan: No, I’ve actually been here before. I’m really glad you could make it. Sheila has been telling me all about you.
Lucy: Well, Sheila likes to play matchmaker. But, it’s nice to meet you, too.
Alan: To tell the truth, I’m not big on blind dates.
Lucy: Yeah, me neither. But, I’m glad I came.
Alan: Yes, so am I.
Podcast #86 Asking About Jobs
I was at the store the other day. I saw a former co-worker, Michael, across the room. He used to work at my company until he quit a few months ago to start a new job as a public relations officer at Missouri University. It’s a job he’s been working toward for years. He wasn’t happy working for a corporation and wanted to get into either a non-profit organization or a university. I wanted to see how he was doing. The truth was, I was thinking of making a move myself.
Becky: Hey, Michael. Remember me? I’m Becky. We used to work at Lekmans together.
Michael: Oh, sure. How are you? Long time, no see. How are things at Lekmans?
Becky: It’s about the same. I’ve been thinking of making a change myself. Do you mind if I ask you a few things about your job at the university?
Michael: No, not at all. Go ahead.
Becky: Well, I was wondering what the salaries are like? I mean…are they much lower than the corporate world?
Michael: Well, I can’t speak for all universities, but my salary is a definitely lower than at Lekmans. I just don’t think the salaries are comparable when you leave a major corporation.
Becky: Yeah, that’s what I thought. But, I’ve heard that the perks are better. I was wondering if that was really true.
Michael: I’d have to say yes and no on that. I don’t get a big end-of-the-year bonus like I did at Lekmans but I get to take classes for free if I want to. I’ve always wanted to get a graduate degree so I’m taking classes now to do that.
Becky: Oh, that’s great. It sounds like you’re really happy with your move.
Michael: Yeah, I guess I am. Working at a university is the really suits me
Podcast #87 Hotel Housekeeping
I’m so glad that the hotel I booked didn’t turn out to be a dump. The last time I went on vacation, I booked it online sight unseen, and it turned out to be a run down hotel. This hotel was completely different. The decor was tasteful and updated, the staff was friendly, and the rooms were well-maintained.
Well, that is, until my second day there. When I left my room in the morning, I had removed the “Do Not Disturb” sign from my door so that housekeeping would know I needed my room made up. When I got back in the afternoon, though, it hadn’t been done properly. The maid had made the bed, cleaned the bathroom, and re-stocked the mini-bar, but she hadn’t vacuumed the carpet and didn’t leave any soap or clean towels. I called down to the front desk to make a complaint.
“Front desk. How may I help you?”
“Hello. I’m in room 1201 and housekeeping didn’t leave any soap or clean towels. And, the floor still needs to be vacuumed.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry. Let me connect you with housekeeping.” I waited on hold.
“Housekeeping.”
“Yes, this is room 1201. The maid who cleaned my room didn’t leave any soap or clean towels, and the floor needs vacuuming.”
“Okay. I’ll get someone up there right away to take care of that.”
About 10 minutes later, the maid knocked on the door. I stepped out of the room and she left the toiletries in the bathroom and vacuumed. That was pretty quick service. I’m glad I didn’t get the run-around
Podcast #88 Socializing at a Reception
Man: Hi, it’s a bit crowded in here.
Woman: Yes, it’s always like this on the first night of the conference. Is this your first time attending?
Man: Yes, it is. By the way, I’m Dan Morimoto.
Woman: I’m Gwen Renault. Were you here this morning for the opening keynote? I thought the speaker was excellent.
Man: No, unfortunately, I didn’t arrive to the venue until late morning. Luckily, I pre-registered and just had to pick up my registration packet, so I was able to catch the luncheon speaker and she was very good.
Woman: You know, I attended a really interesting session this afternoon on ethics in the profession. It was a panel discussion and there was some lively debate. The luncheon speaker, Stephanie Morse, presented some of her findings from her new ground-breaking study.
Man: I’m sorry I missed it. It sounds interesting. Do you plan on staying for the duration of the conference?
Woman: No, I’m afraid I have to leave early tomorrow. Will you excuse me? I see a colleague of mine over there and I’d like to say hello.
Man: Oh, sure. It was nice meeting you.
Woman: Yes, you too
Podcast #89 A Good Listener
Woman: Hi, long time no see. How have you been?
Man: Oh, I’ve been fine, but I’m having some trouble with my son.
Woman: Tell me all about it.
Man: Oh, he’s 14 and in the past few months, he’s become quieter and a bit secretive. He locks himself in his room and I think he’s running around with the wrong crowd.
Woman: Oh, I see. What makes you think that?
Man: Well, he’s become friends with a couple of older boys who are in a band. And one night last weekend, he came home really late, way past his curfew.
Woman: Really? What happened?
Man: He told me that his friend’s car broke down and they had to walk home.
Woman: I see what you mean. I understand why you’re concerned. Have you tried talking to your son about it?
Man: I haven’t yet. I just keep hoping it’s just a phase he’s going through.
Woman: You may be right, but it doesn’t hurt to find out more about what’s going on in his life.
Man: You’re right. I should talk to him. Sometimes, it’s not easy being a parent. Thanks. It helps to get it off my chest. You’re always so easy to talk to.
Woman: I don’t know about that, but my door is always open. Stop by anytime.
Podcast #90 Room Service
I was staying at a nice resort hotel in Arizona on a short vacation. I had been out on the golf course playing a round of golf. When I got back into the room, I was feeling pretty hungry. I was meeting some friends for a late dinner around 8:30. I wanted a snack. I took a look at the room service menu and called their number.
Woman: Room service. What would you like to order?
Jeff: Hi, I’m in room 1201 and I’d like an order of the calamari and a slice of cheesecake.
Woman: Do you want the calamari appetizer or the entr?e?
Jeff: I’d like the appetizer.
Woman: Anything to drink?
Jeff: A diet Coke. About how long will that take?
Woman: It’ll be about 30 minutes.
Jeff: Okay. Thanks.
There was a knock on my door about a half hour later.
Jeff: Who is it?
Woman: Room service…Hi, where would you like me to put the tray?
Jeff: On the desk would be fine.
Woman: The total is $16.75.
Jeff: Oh, that’s higher than I’d expected.
Woman: There’s a 12% service charge for room service and there’s also the usual food tax.
Jeff: Oh, I see. Can I charge it to the room?
Woman: Sure. Just fill in the total here, write in your room number, and sign at the bottom.
Jeff: Okay, there you go. Thanks.
Woman: Thank you and have a nice day.
The calamari and the cheesecake really hit the spot.
Podcast #91 Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving reminds us to be grateful, but for a lot of people, the holiday also means a weekend of eating a lot and watching football. And, my family is no exception.
My family likes to have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner each year. We invite people from our extended family. We also invite close friends, especially those who don’t have family in town. When it comes to Thanksgiving dinner, our motto is: The more the merrier.
Our dinner, of course, starts with a big turkey, baked in the oven. I always carve it before it’s served. Then, we have the fixings. We always have mashed potatoes, stuffing, yams, cranberries, and corn on the cob. Some years, we go wild and have other vegetables and sides. And, for dessert, we have pumpkin pie. My wife is not a big fan of pumpkin pie so for her, we also have ice cream.
After we have a really big meal, we usually watch football on TV. Things usually get pretty rowdy since there are always fans on both sides rooting for their own team to win. Last year, my uncle almost got into a fistfight with my nephew. Luckily, no one—and no furniture—was harmed. That was a relief!
Podcast #92 Types of Work
I got a call yesterday from Amy, a co-worker from the office. She and I work in the same department. We’ve had lunch at work a few times but I really didn’t know her that well. I was really glad she called.
Kevin: Hello.
Amy: Hi, could I speak to Kevin?
Kevin: This is Kevin.
Amy: Oh, hi, it’s Amy from work.
Kevin: Oh, hey, how’s it going? I didn’t recognize your voice.
Amy: Not bad. Listen, the reason I’m calling is that I’m having a dinner party a week from Saturday at my place around 7:30. I wanted to see if you could make it.
Kevin: So it’s not this Saturday but the Saturday after that. That would be the 17th.
Amy: Yeah, that’s right, the following Saturday, the 17th.
Kevin: Let me just check my calendar…Yeah, I think I can make it. Are you inviting anyone else from work?
Amy: Yeah, I am. Jennifer from marketing already RSVP-ed so she’ll be there for sure and I’m waiting to hear back from James in accounting. I’ve also invited a few other friends.
Kevin: Just out of curiosity, are they in finance, too?
Amy: No. My friend Janis is in the medical field. She’s an orthopedic surgeon. She’s bringing her boyfriend, Tim, and I think he’s an engineer in the automobile industry. Then, there’s Megan. She works part-time in retail and moonlights as a tour guide on the weekends. She’s been wanting to get into the hospitality industry for a long time.
Kevin: Wow, that sounds like a great group of people. I’m looking forward to it. Can I bring anything?
Amy: No, that’s okay. Just come and bring your appetite.
Kevin: Sounds great. Thanks for the invitation.
Amy: No problem. I’m glad you can make it. See you in the office tomorrow.
Kevin: See you then. Bye.
Podcast #93 Diversity at Work
Jeff: What were you and Richard talking about earlier? It looked intense.
Lucy: Yeah, Richard said something to me that I didn’t appreciate.
Jeff: Oh, no. I know how insensitive he can be. What has he done now?
Lucy: He asked me how long it took me to learn English.
Jeff: But, you were born and raised in California!
Lucy: Yeah, but I get that sometimes. It doesn’t matter how many generations my family has lived in the U.S., we’ll always be foreigners in their eyes.
Jeff: What a racist! How can you stand working with the guy?
Lucy: You know, Richard isn’t such a bad guy. He made the comment out of ignorance, not malice.
Jeff: So, what did you say when he asked you how long it took you to learn English?
Lucy: I told him 28 years. And, he knows I’m 28 years old since I just celebrated my birthday last week. He was puzzled for a minute, and then he got it.
Jeff: Are you sure he really got the message?
Lucy: Yeah, I’m pretty sure since I then asked him how long it took him to learn English.
Jeff: That’s hilarious! What did he say?
Lucy: He said, “36 years,” and we both laughed about it. He apologized and now, it’s all good.
Jeff: I’m glad. I bet he won’t make that mistake again
Podcast #94 The Nervous Interviewer I
I was on my way to an interview and there was a lot of traffic on the road. I got to the office in the nick of time for my appointment. I walked into the lobby of the building and looked at the directory. I saw that Casey Enterprises was on the penthouse floor and headed to the elevator. The door was just closing.
David: Could you hold the elevator, please? Thanks a lot.
Woman: No problem. What floor?
David: I’m headed to the 18th floor, the top floor.
Woman: Oh, so am I.
David: Do you work there? I have an interview today with Dale Mendoza. Do you know her?
Woman: Yeah, I know her pretty well.
David: To tell you the truth, I’m really nervous. I had a dream last night that I was being interviewed by a three-headed monster that kept trying to bite my head off. Oh, wow, my palms are sweaty just thinking about it. I just hope Ms. Mendoza won’t be able to hear my teeth chattering. I just hope I get though this in one piece.
The elevator doors opened just then and we both walked out. I don’t know why I poured my heart out to a perfect stranger, but it actually seemed to help me chill out a bit. I didn’t feel quite as nervous.
We were in the reception area and I headed to the reception desk. The woman started walking in the other direction. She turned and called back, “Good luck” with a smile
Podcast #95 The Nervous Interviewer II
I was just in time for my interview and I was very nervous. I walked up to the receptionist. She was talking into a headset and typing on her keyboard.
David: Good morning. I’m David Laso. I have an appointment with Dale Mendoza at 10 o’clock. Could you please let her know that I’m here?
Receptionist: Please have a seat and I’ll tell her.
About three minutes later, a man came out of the office and approached me. He introduced himself as Ben, Ms. Mendoza’s administrative assistant. He told me he would show me to her office.
I followed him and we stopped in front of an office door with a placard on the door with the name “Dale Mendoza” and her title “Vice President” written on it. Ben knocked on the door and opened it. By this time, I was feeling more confident and was actually looking forward to the interview.
Then, I saw Dale Mendoza. She was the same woman who was in the elevator on my way up. I had been so nervous that I just couldn’t stop talking. I had told her how nervous I was about this interview. I had even told her about my nightmare with a three-headed monster interviewing me for a job. And now, here she was, my potential new boss.
Dale: Hello, you must be David. It’s nice to meet you.
There was a frog in my throat. My heart was beating a mile a minute.
David: It’s nice to meet you, too.
Dale: Have a seat and make yourself comfortable. You see? I only have one head and I don’t even bite.
Needless to say, that was not my best interview. But, you live and learn. I’ll know next time to keep my mouth shut!
Podcast #96 High School Reunion
When I got home from work, I opened my mail. The letter turned out to be a bombshell. I held in my hand an invitation to my 10-year high school reunion. It was a shock because I couldn’t believe it had been 10 years. The first thing I did was to call my oldest and dearest friend, Maria. We had gone to high school together and we had been best friends.
Maria said that she had received her invitation in the mail, too. I told her that I was leaning against going. After all, why live in the past?, I thought. But, Maria convinced me that it would be a trip to see some of our old friends and to find out what had become of them. At the very least, we would get a chance to see each other and to talk about old times.
And, Maria said, Jeff McQuillan might be there. Ah, Jeff McQuillan. He was a senior when I was a sophomore, and I had a big crush on him. I thought he was so cute and he was smart, too. He was at the top of his class. He wasn’t the class clown, but he had a great sense of humor and was voted most likely to succeed. He never gave me a second look, but I always made sure I sat next to him in class. I wonder what he’s doing now and whether he’ll be there. Hmm… Maybe this reunion will be more fun than I thought.
Podcast #97 Checking into a Hotel
I flew into Atlanta the afternoon before a big meeting. I hailed a taxi at the airport and told the driver the name of the hotel. I asked him how long it would take to get there. He said it would only be 20 minutes. I sat back and relaxed.
We got to the hotel and the doorman helped me take my luggage to the check-in desk. I said to the front-desk employee,
Rob: Hi, I’m checking in. The last name is Rama.
Clerk: Yes, here is your reservation. You have a standard room reserved for two nights. Is that right?
Rob: Actually, no. It should be a suite. I had booked a non-smoking king.
Clerk: Oh, my mistake. The reservation is for a suite and it is a non-smoking room with a king bed. I’m sorry for the error.
Rob: That’s okay. I’m here a little early. Is it possible to check in right now?
Clerk: Sure, that’s no problem. May I have your credit card? We need a credit card on file for your room charges and incidentals.
Rob: Here it is.
Clerk: Okay, now if you could please verify the room rate here, initial next to the X, and sign right here. How many keys will you need?
Rob: Oh, just one.
Clerk: Okay, you’re all set. You’re in room 1201. Take the elevators to the 12th floor and it will be on your left. Do you need any help with your bags?
Rob: No, I’m fine. Thanks.
Clerk: Enjoy your stay
Podcast #98 Winter Weather
I grew up in Minnesota where the summers are hot and humid and winters are bitterly cold. Living in Los Angeles now, it’s sometimes hard to describe to people how winter weather can be in chillier climates. In L.A. most of the year, the weather is sunny, clear, and warm. In one of my favorite movies, LA Story, the weathercaster pre-recorded his weather forecasts because the weather was the same everyday!
Well, that’s an exaggeration, because even in L.A., it can sometimes be quite cool in the winter and some areas around the beaches can have dense fog and occasionally drizzling. But, that’s nothing compared to Minnesota. In winter, they get snow flurries and blizzards, when as much as 3 feet of snow can fall. As I kid, I would build snowmen and make angels on the ground. That part was fun. But I also froze my buns off!
And, of course, one thing that Minnesota has a lot of in the wintertime is snow. Sometimes, we get so many inches of snow, we have to shovel and plow our way out of our houses. The worst is when there is freezing rain and sleet and the roads are slippery. Needless to say, there are a lot of fender benders on the road with this kind of weather. Luckily, Minnesota doesn’t get any hurricanes that far north, but other parts of the country are hard hit by those every year.
Well, I have to say that it’s nice not to have to scrape ice off my windshield in the mornings, but I do miss the white Christmases.
Podcast #99 Sitcoms and Game Shows
When I want to kick back and relax, I usually flip on the TV and see what’s on. Primetime begins at 8:00 PM on the coasts in the United States, but there are plenty of reruns and shows in syndication between the time I get home from work at five and eight o’clock. I like to watch quiz shows like Jeopardy or Who Wants to be a Millionaire? I actually tried out once to be on Jeopardy, thinking I could be the next Ken Jennings! But I didn’t pass the test. So much for trivia.
The national news is on at 6:30 in LA, and there is lots of local news before and after that. Between six and seven there are Hollywood gossip shows like Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight, as well as some sitcoms. One of my favorites is Seinfeld, the ultimate comedy program about nothing. Of course, there are some old favorites, too, such as MASH and Friends. When I’m feeling really bored—or really desperate—I’ll turn on Wheel of Fortune and watch somebody buy a vowel.
Podcast #100 An Interview with Dr. Jeff McQuillan
This is a special version of our podcast. There's no script for the podcast, because it is an unscripted interview with the host, Jeff McQuillan. Here are the questions that he is asked:
- Why did you decide to start ESL Podcast?
- How do you decide what topics to include?
- How long does it take you to complete each podcast?
- Do you speak any languages other than English? If you do, how did you learn them?
- You are the host of podcasts that have listeners all over the world. Which countries do you have listeners in?
-You are the host for three podcasts: ESL Podcast, TOEFL Podcast, and English Through Stories. Do you have plans to start any other podcasts?
- What do you like to do in your free time? What are your hobbies?
These are the questions from American television program, Insider the Actor's Studio.
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
Special thanks to Dr. Lucy Tse for hosting this podcast. Music from this podcast is from the Podshow Podsafe Music Network at music.podsafe.com. Happy Birthday song by Craymo. Visit their website
http://www.craymo.com.
Podcast Special Edition
English Questions Answered
1. None as singular or plural noun
2. Supposed to be
3. Having said that
4. Rough
5. Be + infinitive
6. Thick as a brick
7. Wanna, gotta, gonna
8. Using the
9. What the doctors says
10. Gosh
11. What it feels like for someone
Podcast #101 Returning a DVD Player
I bought a new DVD player last weekend. When I got home and hooked it up, I realized that it was defective. I trudged back to the store to return it.
Clerk: Next, please.
Jeff: Hi, I bought this DVD player last Saturday and I’d like to return it.
Clerk: What’s the reason for the return?
Jeff: It’s not working properly.
Clerk: What’s the matter with it?
Jeff: Well, several things. First of all, the remote doesn’t work.
Clerk: Did you put batteries in it?
Jeff: Yes, of course, but it still didn’t work. I couldn’t change any of the functions on the display. It also doesn’t fast forward when I’m playing a DVD. It rewinds but it won’t fast forward while the picture is playing. On top of that, I couldn’t get the closed caption feature to work.
Clerk: Okay, I see. Anything else?
Jeff: Yes, as you can see, the casing scratches very easily. I just took it out of the box and put it on my entertainment unit and I got all of these scratches.
Clerk: Oh, are you sure you didn’t scratch it with your keys or set some things on top of it?
Jeff: No, I’m sure.
Clerk: Well, I’m sure that it’s just a problem with this one player. I’ve never seen this with any of the models made by this brand. Do you have the receipt?
Jeff: Yes, here it is.
Clerk: Do you want to exchange it or return it?
Jeff: I’d like to return it.
Clerk: Okay, how did you pay for it?
Jeff: With a credit card.
Clerk: Can I see you card? Okay, I’ll credit it back to your credit card. Can you fill out this form with your name and phone number, and sign at the bottom?
Jeff: Sure.
Clerk: Great. Here’s your credit card back and $95 has been credited to your credit card. Anything else I can help you with?
Jeff: Oh, there is one more thing. Can you tell me if you carry iPod Nanos?
Podcast #102 Wait-Listed for a Flight
I can’t believe I made it into San Francisco, at long last! This morning, I went to the airport to catch my 10 a.m. flight. I got there early to go through security. The folks at the TSA can really slow things down sometimes. Since I had an electronic ticket, I didn’t have to wait at the ticket counter to check in, but instead used a kiosk. I then went straight to the gate. But, when I got there, I couldn’t believe my eyes. The flight was delayed--for two hours!
I decided to look at the flight monitors to see if there was an earlier flight to San Francisco. I thought maybe I could either switch to that flight or get wait-listed. I saw that there was another flight leaving in 40 minutes and so I bolted for the gate. When I got there, I got into the back of the long line. When I got to the front of the line, I asked the gate agent if I could get on that flight instead and she said I would be wait-listed. She said that I needed to stay in the gate area and wait for my name to be called if they have a seat available. So, I waited, and waited, and waited.
The gate agent began calling out names over the PA system and guess what? The last name called was mine. What a relief! The last seat left on the plane was a middle seat and I usually prefer an aisle or window, but I was just happy to get on board. I didn’t want my vacation to get delayed because of a late flight.
When the plane landed, I went out to the curb to catch a taxi to my hotel. I only had carry-on bags so I didn’t need to wait in baggage claim. I was out of the airport and off on my vacation
Podcast #103 Making a Sales Call
Last week, I was at a business luncheon and I met a woman named Dana Okri who was heading a new start up. I have been a sales rep for Eureka Corp. for three years now and our bread and butter is data management software. I told her briefly about our products over lunch and she had given me her card.
I decided to follow up with a call. I dialed her direct line and fortunately, I got a hold of her on the first try.
Dana: Hello, Dana Okri.
Kevin: Hello, Dana, this is Kevin Abrahams from Eureka Corp. I don’t know if you’ll remember me but we met last week at the Chamber of Commerce luncheon.
Dana: Oh, yes. Hi, how are you?
Kevin: Great. Do you have a few minutes right now for me to tell you a little bit more about the data management tools our company has to offer? It won’t take long.
Dana: Actually, I’m really swamped right now and I’ll be going into a meeting in a few minutes. Is there any literature you can send me?
Kevin: Oh, sure, I understand. I’d be happy to send you a promotional packet about the programs that I think might best suit a company your size. Would it be okay if I called again to see if you have any questions?
Dana: Let’s do this. Since I’m not sure when I’ll get a chance to read the material, why don’t I give you a call if I have any questions. Now, I’m really sorry, but I have to get going to this meeting.
Kevin: No problem at all. I won’t keep you any longer. I’ll put a package to you in the mail and we’ll go from there.
Dana: Sounds good.
Kevin: Thanks for your time.
Dana: No problem. Bye, bye.
ESL Podcast #104 Bar Hopping
A bunch of my old college friends came into town for a few days and we went out last night bar hopping until closing time. We started around 9 p.m. and were on our third bar when we closed it down. Some of us were starving and the rest of us were peckish so we decided to get a late-night snack. We didn’t want fast food so we decided to try to find a 24-hour diner.
We passed on a chain restaurant and went instead to a dive near downtown. The six of us went in and we sat at the counter. Since the place was dead, we had it to ourselves. One of my friends, Paul, got pretty rowdy and the waitress had to tell him to chill out. He was pretty hammered so we had to keep an eye on him. He was a lightweight and didn’t usually drink much, but he was bummed out about a fight he had had with his girlfriend and decided to get smashed. I felt sorry for the guy, especially since I knew that he would have a terrible hangover in the morning. I tried to get him to drink some coffee, but he just wanted to stay buzzed.
After we left the diner, I dropped everybody off at Paul’s, since I was the designated driver. They were all crashing at his place. I made my way home and fell into bed. It was good to see my old friends. But I’m definitely getting too old to party like we did in college. As the old saying goes: The mind is willing, but the body is weak
Podcast #105 Driving Directions
I was getting into my car at the mall when I noticed a man standing nearby with a map. He looked confused and I asked him if I could help. He looked up and was clearly relieved. He was from Houston, Texas, he told me, and he was visiting his daughter. She was at work that afternoon and he wanted to take the opportunity to buy her a present before she got back. But, he wasn’t accustomed to driving in L.A. and he got all turned around. His daughter lived near the Los Angeles County Museum of Art and he needed to find his way back.
I was familiar with that area so I gave him some directions:
“When you drive out of the mall, turn left and get into the far right lane. You need to get on the 10 freeway and the on-ramp will be on your right. Go about two blocks and you will see a sign that says 10W right after you cross under the bridge. Once you are on the freeway, look out for the exit for La Brea Avenue. Get off at that off-ramp and you will be heading north on La Brea. Go straight up La Brea, past Venice Boulevard, and keep your eye out for Wilshire Boulevard. If you get to Beverly Boulevard, you’ve gone too far. A good landmark to look for is the big Samsung sign on the corner, at the intersection of La Brea and Wilshire atop an office building. Make a left on Wilshire, going west. Go about six blocks and you’ll see the museum on the right-hand side.”
The man said that he knew his way from the museum and thanked me for the directions.
I was glad I could help. I don’t envy anyone who has to drive the freeways in L.A. It’s not for the faint of heart!
Podcast #106 High School Jobs
I got my first part-time job when I was 15 working at a car wash in the summertime. A friend of mine, Rob, worked there and got me the job. I think it paid $2.90 an hour, which I considered a fortune. There were no allowances in my family, so most of my brothers and sisters started working as soon as they could to get spending money. I hated working at the car wash, drying cars all day. After only about six weeks working there (though it seemed much longer), I up and quit one day. I felt badly about not giving a two-week notice, but I had it up to here with the job. Luckily, another friend of mine got me a job working at a nursing home, washing dishes in the kitchen. I started the day after my 16th birthday, qualifying me for a slightly higher minimum wage.
Life scrubbing pots and pans was no picnic, let me tell you. I lasted there for only three months, working after school and on weekends while trying to keep up with my homework in high school. My next job was much better: Making keys at a locksmith. The working conditions were much better, and I had flexible hours around my school schedule. I stayed at that job for nearly seven years, right through my college years at the University of Minnesota. To this day I still know the names of all the common key blanks, but it doesn’t come in handy very often!
Podcast #107 Going to the Dentist
I went to the dentist to get a check-up and cleaning. I showed up at the dentist’s office a few minutes before 10. I gave the receptionist my name and told her that I had a 10 a.m. appointment. She said that the doctor was running a little late and that I should take a seat. After about 15 minutes, a dental assistant came out and told me to follow her. She led me to a room and told me to take a seat in the exam chair, and then she put a dental bib on me.
The dentist came into the room.
Dentist: Hello, how are you today? Here for your six month check-up?
Gary: I’m fine, Dr. Meecham. Yes, just a cleaning and check-up today.
Dentist: Oh, fine. Let’s take a look.
She probed my teeth and checked my gums.
Dentist: Well, it looks like you have a cavity and your crown is loose. We need to fill that cavity before it gets any worse and the crown needs to be refitted. Make an appointment for next week and I’ll take care of them.
Gary: Okay, I’ll do that, but my crown was just put on last year. Will my dental insurance cover the work?
Dentist: Since you had that done here, we’ll take care of it. There won’t be a charge. And, your insurance should cover the work on the cavity. Now, I’m going to have the hygienist do your cleaning and I’ll see you soon for the other work.
Gary: Thanks, doctor.
The hygenist came into the room and had me rinse with mouthwash. She began her cleaning and finished by polishing my teeth. On my way out, I tried to make an appointment for the following week. Unfortunately, there were no appointments available for two weeks, and the time they had was an inconvenient one, but I said I’d manage. I have to say, going to the dentist can be a pain, in the mouth and in the butt.
Podcast #108 Asking Someone Out
I walked into the coffee room and saw that Brad was writing something on a piece of paper. When he saw me come in, he slipped the note out of sight.
Trisha: Hey, what’s up?
Brad: Oh, nothing.
Trisha: What were you writing?
Brad: (Laugh) All right. You caught me in the act. I finally worked up the nerve to ask Diana out. I was just writing a note to put on her desk.
Trisha: You mean you’re going to ask her out in a note? You big chicken!
Brad: I admit it. I’m a wuss. I just can’t do it in person.
Trisha: But, you work with her everyday.
Brad: That’s different. When I’m working, I’m in a different frame of mind. But, when I even think about asking her out, I get tongue-tied. At least in a note, I can get the words out without turning beet red.
Trisha: You’ve dated a lot. What’s so different about Diana?
Brad: Well, for one thing, she’s gorgeous. She’s so upbeat and sweet. Who doesn’t like her? Oh, I don’t know. All I do know is that I think we have great chemistry together. But, what if I’m wrong. Maybe she’s just been nice to me out of courtesy and doesn’t think of me that way. Oh…forget it. This was a bad idea.
Trisha: Well, I guess you don’t want this note, then.
Brad: What note?
Trisha: I was looking for you to deliver this note from Diana. She wants to know if you want to go to the office party with her tomorrow night.
Brad: You’re kidding! I can’t believe you’ve been standing this entire time and didn’t say anything.
Trisha: Sorry. What can I say? Now, do you want the note or what?
Brad: Yeah, I want the note.
Trisha: Have a great time tomorrow night.
Brad: Thanks. I plan on it.
Podcast #109 Being an Entrepreneur
I had lunch today with my friend Sam. She recently quit her job with a large company to strike out on her own. She has always been an entrepreneur in small ways, but she decided to start her own business. The start-up she launched provided technology consulting services for small- to medium-sized companies.
At first, she considered becoming partners with one or two of her co-workers. She wasn’t sure if she could raise the seed money she needed for the start-up costs. But, she was able to raise the capital by taking on a silent partner, her uncle who had a lot of investment capital but didn’t want to be involved in the day-to-day operations of a business now that he’s retired.
One way that Sam is able to cut down on overhead is to make this a home-based business. She converted her garage into an office where she and her employees could work. Since most of the work would be done on site at her client’s office, she didn’t need a lot of office space.
I asked Sam if she was nervous about quitting her job to start her own business. She said that it’s a big risk but that she was looking forward to the challenge. If she fails, she said, she can always audition for American Idol. Well, I thought, I’ve heard Sam sing. I really hope her business takes off!
ESL Podcast #110 Hotel Reservations
I just finished a huge project at work and I needed some down time. I decided to take a short vacation. I liked the idea of a long weekend out of town. My friend Sara offered to let me crash at her place in San Francisco, but I decided to stay at a hotel instead. Sara has a couple of roommates and I thought it might be too crowded.
I called the toll-free reservation number for a major hotel chain. The reservation agent was very helpful, after I got through the long phone tree.
Agent: Dutton Hotels. How may I help you today?
Jeff: I wanted to check rates and availability for your San Francisco location.
Agent: Certainly, I can help you with that. Will that be the downtown or waterfront location?
Jeff: The waterfront location.
Agent: What date do you plan to check in?
Jeff: I’d like to check in on October 12th and check out the 15th.
Agent: Okay, let me see what we have. For how many?
Jeff: One. And, if possible, I’m looking for a non-smoking room.
Agent: Sure, we have a non-smoking queen with an ocean view for $189 or a standard room with a courtyard view for $139 a night.
Jeff: I’d like to book the standard room.
Agent: Okay, your last name?
Jeff: Rama.
Agent: Could you spell that please?
Jeff: Sure, it’s R-A-M-A.
Agent: And, your first name?
Jeff: It’s Jeff.
Agent: Okay, I have you booked in a standard non-smoking queen, checking in on October 12th and departing the 15th. What major credit card would you like to use to guarantee the reservation?
Jeff: A Visa.
Agent: The number and expiration?
Jeff: It’s 7388-2424-3535-1818 and the expiration is 05/08.
Agent: Your confirmation number is PD672. Is there anything else I help you with?
Jeff: No, that’s all. Thanks.
Agent: Have a nice day and thanks you for calling Dutton Hotels.
ESL Podcast #111 Last Minute Holiday Shopping
Every year, I tell myself that I won’t procrastinate in doing my holiday shopping. And, every year, I end up with a shopping list as long as your arm and about 24 hours to get it all done. Waiting until the last minute means that I have to brave the crowds out doing their last-minute shopping.
First, I have to find a place to park in the parking lot, which is always packed. Then, I have to fight off the bargain hunters who are there for the holiday markdowns. With so many shoppers, the shelves are usually a mess and a lot of items are out of stock. When I’ve finally picked out what I want to buy, there are usually long lines at the register. Just when I’m about to check out, I always remember that I’ve forgotten one last thing. It never fails!
When I get home with the presents, I have to wrap them. Hopefully, I haven’t forgotten to get gift wrap, ribbons and bows, and holiday cards. By the time I’m finished, I’m exhausted and I feel like Scrooge. Ba humbug!
Why do I do this to myself every year? Next year, I’m starting my holiday shopping in September. Then again, I said that last year.
ESL Podcast #112 Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa
The holidays in my family are very diverse. Our custom is to celebrate Christmas every year as a religious observance, complete with Advent wreathes and Midnight Mass. Most of my in-laws observe Christmas purely as a secular holiday, with the focus on exchanging gifts, stockings, a Christmas tree, and other traditional customs. There is a lot of listening to Christmas music—my favorites are the carols sung by Nat King Cole—and sometimes even some eggnog. My nieces and nephews enjoy the day the most, especially when they get to open the gifts under the tree from Santa Claus.
One of my brother-in-laws is Jewish, and so he celebrates Hanukkah, the festival of lights, when he lights a candle each of the eight nights on the menorah. My niece gets a small gift each night of Hanukkah and of course spins the dreidal. With both celebrations in the same family, we sometimes call it Chrismukkah.
But the holidays are no longer just Christmas and Hanukkah in the United States. More recently, there are some people who celebrate a new holiday, Kwanzaa. This is a mostly African-American event, with parades and other parties to highlight African-American heritage. Started here in Los Angeles, this celebration runs for 1 week after Christmas, and is a mostly secular celebration.
Whatever tradition you celebrate, December is always a festive time of year.
ESL Podcast #113 New Year’s Party
I walked into the office and saw Rob with his head down on his desk. I tapped him on the shoulder.
Christy: You look like you had a good New Year’s.
Rob: Yeah, too good. I’m trying to catch up on sleep.
Christy: Oh yeah? What did you do?
Rob: I went to a New Year’s party at the Key Club on the Sunset Strip with a few buddies of mine. The fireworks at midnight were great. I met this great girl there, too. Champagne was flowing everywhere and I had a great time.
Christy: Sounds like fun. What was the girl’s name?
Rob: Uh…It was Rosa or Rebecca, or something.
Christy: I see you really got to know her well. But, I thought you and Vince were going to the Rose Bowl Parade.
Rob: Yeah, we did. After we left the Key Club, we changed and took our stuff down to the parade route. We managed to find a place to camp out. There were tons of people there already. We ended up striking up conversations with some out-of-towners from Cleveland, and a couple who knew the grand marshal for this year’s parade.
Christy: How was the parade itself?
Rob: It was great, I think. I fell asleep half way through it but the floats I saw were pretty amazing.
Christy: It sounds like you need a few days to recover.
Rob: Yeah, definitely. Wake me up when the boss comes in, will you?
Christy: Yeah, right. Hey, heads up. Here she comes.
ESL Podcast #114 Writing a Thank You Note
Dear Jake,
I wanted to thank you for all of the help you’ve given me over the past several weeks. Being laid up with pneumonia really caught me off-guard, but you went above and beyond in taking care of me. Before I got sick, we had only known each other as neighbors and only for a short time. That’s why it’s so amazing that when I called you, you came running. You pulled out all the stops to help me in every way. You ran my errands, kept me company, and made sure I had everything I needed. Being on my own in L.A., I’m so grateful to have a good friend like you. You’re truly one in a million.
Have a wonderful holiday and I’ll see you when you get back.
Kate
ESL Podcast #115 New Year’s Resolution
This is the time of year when people make their New Year’s resolutions. At the beginning of a new year, people take stock of their lives and decide to make some changes.
A lot of people want to get into shape. They vow to go to the health club and work out everyday. Many people also decide to go on a diet. After overindulging at holiday meals, people feel the need to cut back and to shed some extra pounds. Many people also promise to quit smoking or drinking to live healthier lives.
Whatever resolution you make, don’t forget the most important one: Promise not to have to make the same resolution next year.
ESL Podcast #116 Holiday Travel
It’s hard to avoid traveling over the holidays but the experience I had last week really takes the cake.
I flew back to Tucson, Arizona, to be with my wife’s family, as we do every Christmas. I got to the airport an hour and a half before my flight, which I thought would be plenty of time. When I got there, though, I saw that the security line was out the door. Because it was the holidays, people were traveling with a lot of extra packages. It took twice as long as it normally would to get to the front of the line. When I finally got to the gate, I found out that my flight had been oversold. The gate agent was looking for people to voluntarily give up their seats for a later flight in exchange for a $100 travel voucher. If she didn’t get enough volunteers, she would have to bump people from the flight. Luckily, several people took her up on the offer and the rest of us boarded.
What a hassle! I love the holidays but I don’t love holiday travel.
ESL Podcast #117 Impressions of LA
I was talking to my new friend Nicole about the differences between New York City and Los Angeles. Nicole just relocated from New York, where she lived all her life, and I’m a native of L.A.
Dan: So, is L.A. all it’s cracked up to be?
Nicole: Well, the stereotype in the movies is that L.A. is a frivolous town with a lot of flaky people. I guess, in the back of my mind, that’s what I expected.
Dan: And, is it what you found?
Nicole: Well, it is and it’s not. The city of L.A. is much bigger and more diverse than I had expected. There are people here from all over the country and all over world, like New York. I’ve heard people say that in L.A., everyone is from somewhere else. That’s partly true. So, I’ve met all kinds of people here. What I’m realizing is that the picture of L.A. that’s in movies only represents a small segment of the city.
Dan: You’re right. Life isn’t always like the movies.
ESL Podcast #118 Small Talk at a Business Lunch
James: Hello, are you Muriel Douglas?
Muriel: Yes, and you must be James. It’s nice to meet you at long last.
James: Yes, you too. Thanks for agreeing to meet with us about the new account. My associate, Susan Kim, should be here any minute. Would you like something to drink while we’re waiting?
Muriel: No, thanks. I’m fine. Did you have a nice holiday?
James: Yes, I did. My family and I went to Tahoe to ski and the weather was great. How about you?
Muriel: I stayed in L.A. and it was sunny the entire weekend. We spent most of the time at home but we did go see King Kong on Christmas day.
James: How did you like it?
Muriel: It was better than I expected. But, you know, I think I would have enjoyed skiing in Tahoe even better. Do you go there often?
James: No, not much. My wife doesn’t like to ski. She prefers vacationing where it’s warmer, like Hawaii.
Muriel: I don’t blame her. I really enjoyed it there when we went a few years ago. I’d like to go back sometime soon.
James: Yes, me too. Oh, here’s Susan now. Let me introduce you.
ESL Podcast #119 Bad Pick-up Lines
My friend and I were at a restaurant waiting for our dates to arrive. We sat at the bar and tried to get the bartender’s attention to order a couple of drinks.
My friend, Tanya, is very pretty. She is always being hit on by men. So, it was no surprise that five minutes after we sat down, a guy got up from the other side of the bar and walked over to us. He sat down next to Tanya.
He looked at both of us and said, “Hi, I saw you two beautiful ladies sitting by yourselves over here. Could I buy you two a drink?”
Tanya looked at me and rolled her eyes and said, “No, thanks. We’re waiting for our boyfriends.”
We both thought that he would take the hint and get lost, but he didn’t.
Instead, he looked at Tanya and said, “Do you come here often?”
Tanya tried to ignore him, but he wouldn’t give up.
He said, “You look like an angel. Does heaven know you’ve escaped?”
That pickup line was so lame that we almost burst out laughing. Luckily, we didn’t need to keep a straight face for long. Our dates walked in and the guy left. Charlie, my date, apologized for keeping us waiting. I told him that it was no big deal. We had plenty of entertainment.
ESL Podcast #120 Employee Performance Review
Don: So how did your end-of-the-year review go?
Becky: Oh, it was okay. I had my meeting with Mitch this morning and his bottom line is that he thinks I need to show more initiative. He thinks that I need to start being more creative.
Don: Did he actually say that?
Becky: Well, not in so many words. But I know that productivity is a big issue for him. Oh, he said the usual things like “Keep up the good work” and “Thanks for your hard work,” but he also said that he’s thinking about bringing some employees into my department. That, to me, means he’s not satisfied with what I’ve been doing.
Don: Are you sure you’re not reading too much into what he said?
Becky: No, I don’t. Either I shape up or my job is on the line.
Don: Well, I think you may be overreacting. Mitch likes to give everybody constructive criticism and I think that’s what he was doing.
Becky: Do you really think so?
Don: Yes, I do. If you ask around, other people will tell you the same thing.
Becky: Maybe you’re right. Thanks, Don. I feel better.
Don: I’m glad to hear it.
ESL Podcast #121 Cooking Dinner
I’m not a very good cook but I decided to surprise my wife by making a three-course meal. I went to the supermarket to get the dessert, and I stopped by the farmer’s market to get some fresh vegetables, my ingredients for the salad.
The meal would start with a salad. I washed the vegetables in the sink, chopped them up, and mixed them in a bowl with a light dressing. That was pretty easy.
The next course was going to be more difficult. The main dish would be salmon. I put the oil and the fish in the pan, but it was difficult to know when it was done, not underdone or overcooked.
The last part of the meal would be the dessert. I decided to buy a small chocolate cake. The meal turned out pretty well and my wife enjoyed it. After dinner, we went into the kitchen and saw all of the dirty dishes that needed washing. I realized that cooking isn’t the hard part, it’s the cleaning up!
ESL Podcast #122 Packing Toiletries for a Trip
It was going to be my wife’s 30th birthday this week and I was surprising her with a trip to San Diego for the weekend. Since it was going to be a surprise, I needed to pack both of our bags before picking her up from work and hitting the road.
Packing my stuff was easy, of course. I knew that the hotel would have shampoo, conditioner, and body lotion so I didn’t pack any. I packed her brush, comb, hair dryer, nail clippers and emery board. I made sure that I didn’t forget any of her make-up: foundation, mascara, eye shadow, blush, and lipstick.
I had everything we needed for our little trip. I’m sure my wife will be surprised, and I know she loves surprises!
ESL Podcast #123 Pop and Jazz Music
Abby: Hey, what are you listening to?
Bill: Right now I’m listening to the Foo Fighters’ latest album. There are some really good tracks on this CD, including their new single.
Abby: Let me see your iPod for a minute. It looks like you’ve got a ton of good stuff loaded up. I like Gwen Stephanie, too, and what’s this? Shakira? I had no idea you were a fan of hers.
Bill: I think she’s a really talented singer and songwriter. And, well, she’s hot, too.
Abby: Yeah, I bet. Let’s see. You’ve got some great jazz and blues standards here, too. Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, and Billie Holiday. This one is a live recording, and these are compilations. You’ve got their greatest hits and some bootleg stuff, too. I never knew you were such a jazz buff.
Bill: Yeah, I like all kinds of music. Now, where are you going with my iPod?
Abby: I thought I’d just borrow it for a little while.
Bill: Yeah, right. Hand it over. I’ve got to download my favorite podcast.
ESL Podcast #124 Asking for Clarification in a Business Meeting
I was negotiating a contract with a new business partner, and we had a meeting to clarify the terms.
Bill: If I understand the terms correctly, the length of the contract would be one year with a one-year option. Is that correct?
Ms. Samuels: Do you mean the contract for equipment rental or the one for training?
Bill: I was under the impression that both contracts had the same terms.
Ms. Samuels: Yes and no. Let me see if I can clarify that. The terms are the same except that the contract for training has a clause that allows for the cancellation after the first six months.
Bill: Could you elaborate on that?
Ms. Samuels: Sure. What I mean is that either side could cancel the training contract after the six months as long as it’s in writing.
Bill: Let me see if I have that right. This contract is for six months of training, but if it isn’t cancelled, continues for another six months. Is that right?
Ms. Samuels: Yes, that’s right.
Bill: Okay, that’s clear enough. Let’s move on to the other terms…
ESL Podcast #125 Moving
Edmundo: What are you doing?
Ruth: Oh, I’m packing. My lease is up at the end of the month and I’m moving to Vancouver for six months while my boyfriend is finishing his degree at the university.
Edmundo: Oh, wow, are you moving yourself or are you using a moving company?
Ruth: I’m renting a U-Haul and doing it myself. I’m putting some of my furniture in storage since we plan to move back here after he graduates.
Edmundo: Can I help? Do you need me to forward your mail?
Ruth: Thanks for the offer. I’ve submitted a change-of-address form to the post office so I hope my mail will get forwarded automatically. One thing I have to remember to do is to shut off the utilities—gas, electricity, and phone—but I’ll have two more weeks to do that.
Edmundo: Well, good luck in Vancouver. I don’t envy you. I hate moving. Let me know if you need any help with those boxes.
Ruth: Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
ESL Podcast #126 Award Show Season
It’s that time of year again. It’s award show season. No, I’m not talking about the Nobel Prizes. I’m talking about the entertainment awards. This is the time of year when the TV shows and movies are nominated as the best of the year. Celebrities get together at an award ceremony and the winners are announced. My favorites are the Emmy Awards for television, the Academy Awards for the movies, and the Grammy Awards for records. But, I’m up for almost any award show—the Golden Globes, the SAG Awards, even the People’s Choice Awards.
For some people, the best part of watching the award shows is the pre-show. The celebrities arrive on the red carpet and are interviewed. Sometimes what they are wearing, made by the top designers and jewelers, gets more attention than anything they say. But, it’s still fun to see all of the celebrities all in one place, and you never know what will come out of their mouths when they win—or better yet—when they lose.
ESL Podcast #127 Answering Machine Messages
I got two tickets to a show at the last minute and I tried to find someone to go with me. First, I called Amanda. The phone rang and rang and then her answering machine picked up.
“Hi, I’m not in right now. Leave me a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.”
Amanda wasn’t home or she was screening her calls. I didn’t want to leave a message and decided to try Celia. The phone rang about six times and then I heard,
“This is the voicemail for Celia. Leave me a message after the long beep. Or, you can try my cell phone at 213-555-1212. Have a nice day.”
By this time, I was starting to feel discouraged. I didn’t want to go to the show by myself, so I tried one last time. I called Leslie at work.
“Hello, you’ve reached the office of Leslie Munroe. I am in a meeting or with a client. I’m sorry to miss your call. Please stay on the line and leave a detailed message. I will return your call as soon as I can. Thank you for calling.”
I decided to leave a message. Leslie called me right back and we made plans for the show. We had a great time.
ESL Podcast #128 Hiring Contractors
My company decided that it was time to remodel our offices and I was put in charge of getting bids from contractors. The trouble was, I had heard horror stories from friends who did remodeling and I was worried about finding a company that would get the job done on time and under budget.
No doubt there are many honest contractors, but some of the people I talked to had experiences with shady companies. Some of them weren’t on the level about being able to meet deadlines and some tried to get away with murder when they billed for a job. It was important that I found a company that was on the up and up.
I got bids from six companies and checked all of their references. In the end, I picked a company that had done work for one of the biggest companies in the city. They seemed to be the best and our company hired them. I have my fingers crossed that everything will go smoothly.
ESL Podcast #129 A Flaky Friend
Shawn: What’s the matter? You look like you’re about to blow your lid.
Rick: Yeah, let’s just say I’m not happy.
Shawn: That’s putting it lightly. What’s up?
Rick: My friend Steve was supposed to come by here after work to give me a ride home. I lent him my car so he could take his girlfriend out for the day. I’ve been waiting 45 minutes and he’s a no-show. I should have known better than to count on a flake like him.
Shawn: Maybe something came up. Have you tried calling him on his cell phone?
Rick: Yeah, I have and there’s no answer. I can’t believe he’s left me high and dry.
Shawn: Tell you what. I’m almost done with my report. If you can wait another 15 minutes, I’ll give you a lift home.
Rick: Really? That would be great.
Shawn: It’s no big deal. But, I definitely don’t want to be there when you find Steve.
ESL Podcast #130 Allergic to Cats
When I was little, we had a family pet. His name was Jupiter and he was a kitten. I wanted a cat more than anything else and finally, my parents gave in and said that we could have one. We went to the pound and saw dozens of cats of different breeds. We went from cage to cage until we saw a little kitten at the back of one of cages. He looked scared, but when I picked him up, he wouldn’t stop licking my hand and I knew he was the one we would bring home.
When we got Jupiter home, I played with him all day. What I noticed when I played with him was that I would sneeze a lot and I started getting hives on my arm. My nose would also be runny and my eyes would water. I tried to hide these symptoms from my mother, but she noticed them eventually and told me that I was allergic to cats! Even worse, we couldn’t keep Jupiter! That was a tragic day in my young life. I thought I would never recover.
Then, a lucky thing happened. Our neighbor down the street was willing to adopt Jupiter and I was able to visit him all the time, as long as I didn’t get too close. In the end, it wasn’t such a terrible tragedy after all.
ESL Podcast #131 Sharing an Apartment
I’ve shared a two-bedroom, two-bath apartment with my roommate for two years. He was moving to Austin and I posted a “roommate wanted” ad in the local newspaper. I got a few calls, a couple from some very weird people. Finally, I got a call from Andrew. He seemed normal on the phone and we agreed he would stop by today to see the apartment.
When he got there, I showed him around. The apartment has a pretty large living room with a large couch and TV. It doesn’t have a dining room, but it does have an eat-in kitchen. My room is the master bedroom with a connecting bathroom. My roommate’s room was the guest room with the bathroom in the hall.
I told Andrew that he could to use any of the furniture that my roommate was leaving behind. He was taking his bed and dresser, but he planned to leave his desk in the bedroom. I also told him that he could use any of the appliances—the refrigerator, microwave, and coffee maker.
Andrew said he liked the place and we agreed on the rent and to split the utilities. It was settled. He would move in next month. What a relief I didn’t have to talk to any more weird people!
ESL Podcast #132 Getting Through on the Phone
I have been trying to get a meeting with the CEO of Medofact to talk about a partnership between our company and theirs. But I’ve had a hard time trying to get through on the phone.
First, there was the phone tree. I had to go through three menus before I got the option to speak to an operator. Even after I got through, I got the run around from the receptionist.
Receptionist: Medofact Limited. How may I direct your call?
Thomas: I would like to speak to Maureen Kennedy.
Receptionist: Please hold while I connect you with Ms. Kennedy’s office. (Pause)
Secretary: Maureen Kennedy’s office. How may I help you?
Thomas: Good afternoon. I am Thomas Guarini calling from Livatect. I would like to set up a meeting with Ms. Kennedy.
Secretary: Will Ms Kennedy know the subject of the meeting?
Thomas: Well, I would like to speak to her about a possible partnership.
Secretary: May I put you on hold for one moment?
Thomas: Yes, certainly. (I was on hold for a long time.)
Secretary: Mr. Guarini, I’m afraid Ms. Kennedy is traveling on business the next two weeks. Would you like to call back?
Thomas: Sure, I’ll check back in a couple of weeks. Thanks for your help.
Secretary: It’s my pleasure. Have a nice day.
Thomas: Thanks. You, too.
I guess I’ll keep trying.
ESL Podcast #133 Going to a Wedding
I got an invitation in the mail last month that really surprised me. My friend Ulrich was getting married! We went to college together and he always said that he’d never get married. I guess he found his dream girl in the end.
The church wedding was going to be at 3 p.m. and the reception would start at 7 p.m. at the reception hall.
I arrived at the church shortly before 3 p.m. and one of the ushers asked me if I was a friend of the bride or the groom. I told him that I was a friend of the groom and he sat me on the left side of the church. I saw Ulrich standing near the front of the church with the best man, and a few minutes later, the pianist started playing the wedding march. The flower girl and ring bearer walked down the aisle, followed by the bridesmaid. Then, the bride appeared wearing a beautiful wedding dress, walking with her father who was giving her away. The bride and groom exchanged vows and they were married. It was a simple and traditional ceremony.
At the reception, there was a lot of champagne. The best man made a toast that really embarrassed Ulrich, but it was all in good fun. I got a chance to talk to Ulrich and he seemed really happy. In fact, he was try to set me up with the bridesmaid. I guess it’s true. All married people want to get all of their friends married. We’ll see about that!
ESL Podcast #134 Dating Someone’s Ex
Marco: Hello.
Claudia: Hey, Marco? It’s Claudia. Got a minute?
Marco: Sure. What’s up?
Claudia: I’m just wondering what’s going on with you and Beth. Are you guys still going out?
Marco: We went out for a while, but we never got serious. Why all the questions? Are you interested in Beth?
Claudia: (Laughs) No, I’m not interested but Shane is. He’s been asking me about you guys. He wants to ask her out but he didn’t know whether you guys were still together, or how you’d feel about him asking out your ex.
Marco: Why didn’t he just ask me? Beth and I were casual and we haven’t seen each other in months. He should go for it.
Claudia: Okay, I’ll tell him. So, if you’re not going out with Beth, who’s the new girl?
Marco: Wouldn’t you like to know. Actually, I’ve been seeing a great girl. I’m bringing her to the party on Saturday. You’ll meet her then.
Claudia: Great. I’m bringing Lenny so you’ll get to meet him, too. See you Saturday.
ESL Podcast 135 - Scheduling a Meeting
I needed to schedule a meeting for the three departments involved in a new project. I called each one to find a date that would work for all three of us.
Bruno: So, Nicola, would the day after tomorrow work for you?
Nicola: No, I'll be out of the office all day. Could we do it early next week or a week from today?
Bruno: I was hoping to schedule it as soon as possible. How about the end of this week?
Nicola: Well, I think that's okay. We could meet late Thursday or Friday. I'm free Thursday from 3 to 5, and on Friday from 10 to 1.
Bruno: Okay. Let me talk to Kumi and I'll let you know.
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Bruno: Hi Kumi, can you make a meeting with Nicola and me this Thursday or Friday?
Kumi: Oh, I wish I could but I'll be in the Boise office starting tomorrow. How about the following week?
Bruno: I think we can do it early next week. Would Monday at 10 work for you?
Kumi: Sure, that's fine.
Bruno: Let me check with Nicola. You know, I think this would be much easier on email. I'll send Nicola a note and we can confirm on email.
Kumi: Okay, I'll look for your email.
You know, sometimes, I think scheduling a meeting is the hardest part of actually having a meeting!
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
ESL Podcast 136 - Having a Baby
Patrick: Hey, congratulations! I just heard that you're expecting. How far along are you?
Cindy: Thanks. I'm four and a half months pregnant. It feels like it! I feel huge.
Patrick: You don't look it. I bet Carlos is excited. Do you know yet if it's a boy or a girl?
Cindy: No, we don‚Aot. Not yet. We should be able to find out at my next ultrasound. I don't care what sex the baby is as long as it's healthy. Carlos is really excited about the baby. He has been going with me to every prenatal appointment and we'll be taking a Lamaze class together soon.
Patrick: How was your first trimester? When my wife had our daughter, she had a lot of morning sickness .
Cindy: Oh, it was horrible! I was nauseous all the time, but I'm better now. Did your wife have a natural delivery or a ceasarean?
Patrick: She had a natural delivery, but she was in labor for 12 hours! I was in the delivery room the entire time and wish I had an epidural, too.
Cindy: Twelve hours! I can't imagine doing that.
Patrick: Don't think about it. I'm sure you'll have an easy delivery. Let me know when the baby shower will be.
Cindy: Thanks. I will.
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
ESL Podcast 137 - Meeting an Out of Town Friend
Lucy: Hey Jeff, have you met my friend?
Jeff: No, I don't think I have.
Lucy: Well, this is my oldest and best friend, Marlene. She's visiting from out of town.
Jeff: Hi, I'm Jeff.
Marlene: Hi, it's nice meeting you.
Jeff: How long do you plan to be in town?
Marlene: I'm here for the long weekend, staying with Lucy. We're doing some catching up and I'm getting a break from work.
Jeff: Oh, what line of work are you in? Are you in the same field as Lucy?
Marlene: No, I'm in medicine. I'm a doctor actually, a pediatrician. I enjoy the work but it's nice to get away for a few days. What kind of work do you do?
Jeff: I work in the education field but what I really want to do is to become a professional singer.
Lucy: Jeff has a great voice. He sounds exactly like Frank Sinatra.
Marlene: Really?
Jeff: No, she's just kidding and Lucy knows that I can't sing. We went to a karaoke bar once and people actually offered me money NOT to sing.
Lucy: That was a lot of fun. We should do that again sometime.
Jeff: Sure, anytime. Oh, I'd better go. It was nice meeting you Marlene, and Lucy, I'll talk to you next week.
Marlene: Nice to meet you, too.
Lucy: Okay, later .
ESL Podcast 138 - Hotel Tour Desk
Sam: Hi, is this where I can get information on tours?
Nan: Yes, I can help you with that. What type of tour are you thinking about? There are some great city tours that are half-day or full-day.
Sam: You know, we've explored the city a lot since we've been here. I was actually thinking of a side trip.
Nan: Oh, sure. We have excursions to nearby attractions . There are one-day trips or two-day overnight trips, depending on which one you pick.
Sam: I think I'm interested in a hiking trip to the mountains. I'm big on nature. Are the overnight trips expensive?
Nan: Not at all. They are very moderately priced, starting at $120 and up. Here's a brochure on the three hiking tours that are available. All three are guided tours, and meals and transportation are included.
Sam: Do I need to book ahead?
Nan: Yes, this company requires that you make a reservation 24 hours ahead.
Sam: Great. I'll take a look at the brochure. Can I book that here at the hotel tour desk, or do I call the company directly?
Nan: I can book that for you. Just stop by when you've made a decision and I'll take care of it for you.
Sam: That's great. Thanks a lot for your help.
Nan: It's my pleasure. Let me know if you have any questions.
Sam: I will. Thanks.
ESL Podcast 139 - Job Layoffs
Phillip: So, have you heard the news?
Mary: No, what's up?
Phillip: I just heard that the company is planning to lay off 20 percent of the employees in the next two months.
Mary: You're kidding! I knew they were looking for some way to cut costs with the lower profits this quarter, but I didn't think that they would start laying people off.
Phillip: Yeah, it's hard to believe. That'll be hundreds of people losing their jobs. It's not just the salary. It means losing benefits, too. You know, I hope it's not going to be Sebastian. With three kids and a wife who's sick, that would really be a blow.
Mary: When will we know who's getting axed?
Phillip: I don't know if we'll get any warning. We might just get a pink slip on a Friday afternoon. Well, I'm going to start job hunting right now.
Mary: That's a good idea. The first thing I'm going to do is to call all of my friends and business contacts to let them know I'm on the market. Hopefully, I'll get a line on something soon. Thanks for letting me know.
Phillip: Sure. If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.
Mary: Thanks. I'll do the same.
ESL Podcast 140 - Buying on the Internet
It's true that I don't like shopping. When I want to buy something, I do it online. I like buying on the Internet because I can easily do some comparison shopping and find the best price. It's easy, too.
Last week I wanted to buy some new headphones. I did a search and found a pair on sale at a store in New Jersey. I read the product description and knew that this was the right one. I added it to my shopping cart and I was ready to check out. The screen showed that I had one item in my basket and that it was in stock. I had a choice of shipping and I picked standard shipping for $5.95, rather than the expedited shipping for $12.95. I clicked the "continue" button and filled in my shipping address and my billing address. Then, it took me to the payment screen and I typed in my credit card number and expiration date. I clicked the "Purchase" button and I was done. I got a confirmation page with a tracking number. I checked the next day and it showed that my item had already been shipped.
Buying on the Internet is perfect for someone like me. Now, if only finding a girlfriend was just that easy
ESL Podcast 141 - A Brainstorming Session
Judy: I've called this meeting so we can brainstorm some fundraising ideas. As you know, we're in danger of closing. Any thoughts?
Stan: I thought that Juan was working on getting donors.
Judy: He is, but we can't count on that coming through.
Dominique: How much do we need to raise? What's a ballpark figure?
Judy: We need at least $50,000 for next year.
Dominique: That's a lot of money, but I think we'll come up with something. How about a benefit performance?
Stan: That sounds promising . Who can we get to perform?
Judy: It would be great to get someone like Barry Manilow.
Dominique: I think we're shooting too high. I was thinking more like a local band or comedy group.
Stan: I've got it. My brother works for The Improv. He knows a lot of comedians from this area. Maybe we can get a few of them to perform.
Dominique: That would be great.
Judy: I like how this is shaping up . We're out of time, but let's meet again on Friday to hammer out the details. Thanks everybody.
ESL Podcast 142 - At a Nighclub
My friend Sabrina and I decided to go out dancing last weekend. We went to a club called the Fine Line and when we got there, there was long line outside. That's one thing I hate about L.A. clubs. The hottest ones have long lines and it's hard to get in unless you're on the VIP list. Sometimes, the bouncer will pick cute girls out of line and let them in.
Sabrina always gets attention when we go out together and the bouncer noticed her right away. We paid the cover charge and got our wristbands.
The first thing we did was to head over to the bar.
Andrea: The music is pretty good. Hey, is that Jeff on the dance floor over there? He's so hot.
Sabrina: Where? Over there by the stage? Let's go see.
Jeff: Hey, did you guys just get here?
Sabrina: Yeah. Who are you here with?
Jeff: The DJ is a friend of mine. I came with him and some of his friends. We have a private room in the back. Do you guys want to come check it out?
Andrea: Sure.
ESL Podcast 143 - Fighting a Parking Ticket
Mindy: Hey, where are you going?
Eric: I'm going to traffic court. I got a parking ticket and I'm going to fight it.
Mindy: How much was the fine?
Eric: It was only $40. But it's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
Mindy: Why? Weren't you parked illegally?
Eric: No, I wasn ‚Aot. The street I live on has metered parking from 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM. After 6, you can park there with a permit. Well, I parked my car at 7:30 PM and I have a permit. But, I still got a ticket.
Mindy: Did you display the permit clearly? It isn't expired, is it?
Eric: Yeah, it's clearly displayed and it's good until June 2007.
Mindy: Well, it sounds like you have a good case. Are you representing yourself or did you hire a lawyer?
Eric: I'm going there by myself. Wish me luck.
Mindy: Good luck. If the judge locks you away, I promise to visit you in jail.
Eric: Thanks a lot. I'll remember that.
ESL Podcast 144 - Who Pays?
David: Hey, Sally. Can I run something by you?
Sally: Sure, what's up?
David: Well, a friend of a friend wanted some help with her taxes and we agreed that we would talk about it over dinner. At the end of the night, when the check came, she expected me to pay! It was really awkward. It wasn't a date and I was doing her a favor! Am I crazy or was she taking advantage of me?
Sally: It definitely sounds like she took advantage of your generosity. If she was asking a favor, she should have paid. No question.
David: The thing is, I thought she was really pretty and I wanted to ask her out after I met her. But, now I'm not sure.
Sally: Well, I think that unless you asked her out, you shouldn't have to pay for her. And, these days, a lot of people go Dutch even if one person asks out the other. Based on what happened the other night, I'd stay away from this woman. That is, unless you don't mind being her sugar daddy.
David: Yeah, right. I'm too broke to be anybody's sugar daddy, even if I wanted to. I think you're right. That will be the last I see of her.
ESL Podcast 145 - The Big Game
On my way home from class, I ran into Cara, a schoolmate that I have not seen in a few months. I stopped to say hi to her.
Mark: Hey Cara! How's everything? Long time no see.
Cara: Yeah! It's been a while. I'm doing alright. What about you?
Mark: Great! I'm excited about the Big Game this weekend. Are you going?
Cara: Uh, no. What Big Game?
Mark: Are you kidding? This is the biggest football game of the season! And we're playing against one of the best teams in the state, so it's going to be really exciting.
Cara: Wow, that sounds like fun! Who are you going with?
Mark: A big group of friends Hey, you know what? One of my friends has to go out of town this weekend and he won't be able to make it to the game, so I have an extra ticket. You want to join us?
Cara: Sure, I would love to go! I've never been to one of our school's football games before.
Mark: Awesome! There's a bus picking students up in front of the dorms at 1pm. Meet us there at 12:30.
Cara: Sounds like a plan! Thanks for giving me the extra ticket. I'll see you Saturday.
Mark: Alright, see ya!
ESL Podcast 146 - Suggestions at Work
Our company has been growing very quickly and I was put in charge of reorganizing our office space to accommodate several new employees. I asked my co-worker, Petra, for her advice.
Fernando: I was thinking of dividing up two of the larger offices into four smaller offices. What do you think about that?
Petra: Well, it seems to me that doing that would only solve part of the problem. Have you considered converting the conference room into offices?
Fernando: I'm not sure that will work. We don't have another meeting space if we do that. What are your thoughts on turning the coffee room into one large office with cubicles?
Petra: In my opinion, that's not going to be a very popular solution.
Fernando: The way I see it, there are no easy solutions and that may be the best one. Do you have any other suggestions?
Petra: No, none that would really work. In my opinion, the only solution is to divide up the executive offices. But, I know, I know. That's not going to happen. My suggestion is to ask a few more of the old employees. Maybe they'll think of something.
Fernando: I think you're right. It's not going to be an easy decision and I can use all the help I can get.
ESL Podcast 147 - Reading and Watching the News
I'm a news junkie. I like to read two newspapers everyday. I don't just look at the headlines. I read most of the stories. I like the political news, the business news, the editorials, and the entertainment news. The only things I don't usually read are the sports pages and the classifieds.
I also try to catch the local TV news each day. I like to watch Channel 4 for the news reporting, but I like the weather report on Channel 9 mainly because the reporter is not only good, she's beautiful! For the national news, I like all three of the network anchors, so it doesn't matter which one I catch.
On top of that, I like to read a newsmagazine each week. I like the longer feature stories that give more in-depth coverage of that week's top stories.
So, when I said I was a news junkie, I wasn't joking. When I travel to other countries, the first thing I do is look for an English-language newspaper. Then, I can relax!
I also try to catch the local TV news each day. I like to watch Channel 4 for the news reporting, but I like the weather report on Channel 9 mainly because the reporter is not only good, she's beautiful! For the national news, I like all three of the network anchors, so it doesn't matter which one I catch.
On top of that, I like to read a newsmagazine each week. I like the longer feature stories that give more in-depth coverage of that week's top stories.
So, when I said I was a news junkie, I wasn't joking. When I travel to other countries, the first thing I do is look for an English-language newspaper. Then, I can relax!
ESL Podcast 148 - Paying the Bills
Grace: Did you already pay the bills for this month?
Will: No, I haven't gotten around to it yet. Why?
Grace: We got a late notice from the credit card company. The notice says that they haven't received the payment yet and it's past the due date. We are being charged a late fee plus a finance charge of 15%.
Will: Let me see that. That can't be right. I paid the minimum payment on the last bill. I better call and talk to customer service tomorrow. I'm sure it's a mix-up.
Grace: I really hope so. The last time we were late with the payment, I tried calling them and telling them that the check was in the mail, but they didn't buy it.
Will: That's different. Don't worry about it. I'm sure I'll get it straightened out. Worse comes to worst, we're only a month late. They won't send the collection agency after us.
Grace: I know I can count on you to take care of it. I just don't want this late payment to affect our credit rating.
Will: Leave it to me. I'll take care of it on Monday. It's as good as done.
ESL Podcast 149 - Watching Sports on TV
Laura: Oh, I didn't think I‚Aod make it home in time for the game.
Jun: What game?
Laura: The playoffs! Turn on the TV. I hope it's still in the first quarter. It is! Who's winning? What's the score?
Jun: I don't know. You know I don't watch sports. Whao! That was a great shot. Did you see that?
Laura: No, what happened? Maybe they'll show it again on instant replay. I wonder who the coach put in for the starting lineup.
Jun: Geez. I think there's a player down on the field.
Laura: It looks like he's walking off the field. He can't be hurt too badly.
Jun: Look! They're putting your favorite player in. Oh, what a play!
Laura: Wait a second. I thought you didn't watch sports.
Jun: I was never a sports fan before I met you. I think you're a bad influence on me.
Laura: Yes, very bad. Now, stop hogging the couch and pass the chips
ESL Podcast 150 - Volunteer Work
Some people say that it's civic duty to "give back" to your community. That's true but for me, I want to do some volunteer work so that I can feel useful. I've been working at the same job for years and it's not at all rewarding. Yes, I make good money, but I never feel like I'm doing any good in the world.
When I was in college, I had dreams of changing the world. I wanted to work in a non-profit organization that did relief work, that helped woman and children in need, or that had an impact on public policy. I've begun to think again about those dreams and thought I might take the first step of doing some volunteering. Then, I can see if I like that kind of work and make some hard decisions.
I called an organization that helped homeless children. I told them about my education and experience, and they said they could use someone like me to do some tutoring. I filled out an application and was fingerprinted for a background check. A few weeks later, I met my student and I tutored her for the first time. It was a great experience. I wish I had done it earlier!
ESL Podcast 151 - Eating at a Buffet
I love eating at all-you-can-eat buffets. It doesn't matter what kind of food it is, I'm up for it.
Last week, I went to a high-end seafood buffet with my friends. We walked in and the hostess seated us at a table. She asked if we wanted to order any drinks. Drinks other than water are not included in the price.
I got up and got a plate. I went over to the soup and salad station first and then over to the hot food. They had a carving station and made-to-order omelets. They also had a great dessert table, but I wasn't ready for that yet. I sat down, ate, and grabbed a new plate for the second round. This time, I went for the seafood. I loaded up my plate and sat down again. After two more trips to the buffet, I was ready for dessert. I got a little of everything. I was so stuffed, I couldn't eat another bite .
I really enjoyed the meal. I like being able to serve myself. Some people don't like buffets unless they're very high-end. Not me. Give me any high-end or low-end buffet and I'm perfectly happy.
ESL Podcast 152 - Planning a Company Retreat
Sharon: So, Leo, how are the plans coming along for the company retreat?
Leo: I've made most of the arrangements and I think it's going well. I'm planning to send out information about the two-day event to the managers at the end of this week.
Sharon: What do you have set up for the opening day? There's normally a welcome dinner.
Leo: That's what I have arranged. Then, for the following day, I've lined up several speakers and panels to talk about productivity, teamwork, and the other topics we discussed.
Sharon: Good. What about recreation? We don't want it to be all work and no play.
Leo: The hotel where we're holding the retreat this year has golf and water sports. I don't think the managers will be bored.
Sharon: Well, it sounds like you have it all under control. Keep up the good work.
Leo: Thanks.
ESL Podcast 153 - A Complaint Letter to a Tour Company
To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing regarding a tour that my wife and I took with your company on February 26, 2006. The brochure stated that we would see some of the most interesting sights of the city. Since we had visited the city before, we looked forward to seeing some new attractions.
On the morning of February 26, our tour guide picked us up in a small van. It did not look like any tour bus I had ever seen. Our tour guide drove us to the waterfront area and said that we could explore the area on our own. The tour guide said that he had to leave for a short time to arrange for our lunch.
By the time the tour guide came back, three hours had gone by! I was very angry and confronted him. I told him that this was the worst tour I had ever been on .
I am asking for a complete refund of the price of the tour. Please send a check to the address above for $150.00 at your earliest convenience. I have enclosed a copy of the receipt for the tour.
Sincerely,
ESL Podcast 154 - Using Email
One of the first things I do each morning is to check my email. I open the email program on my computer and I check for new messages. It usually takes only a few seconds for my new messages to download from the server into my inbox unless there’s a large attachment. I can then click onto each new message to read it.
I reply to messages or forward them to someone else. The important messages I save by putting them into one of my mailboxes. The unimportant ones I just delete.
I really hate getting spam. Luckily, my email program allows me to set up filters so that spam messages are put into a separate mailbox automatically. I usually scan the messages to make sure real messages weren’t put into the mailbox by mistake and then I put them in the trash.
I don’t know what I would do without email, but I’m constantly checking it for new messages. I’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse. I suppose it’s both.
ESL Podcast 155 - A Good Review of a Play
I invited Bruce to a play at the Mark Taper Forum and we got there a little early. We handed our tickets to the woman at the door and found our seats.
Megan: I’m glad we got here early to find our seats. I know that this is a sold out performance.
Bruce: The cast is supposed to be really good. I read a rave review of the play in the paper last week. The review said that the leads are perfectly cast and the directing is inspired. Federica saw it a couple of weeks ago and she said that the staging and the costumes were really something to see.
Megan: I’m really glad. The last time I came to a play at this theater, it was a bomb. The two lead actors weren’t up to their parts and the whole production was amateur. It closed early after only two weeks.
Bruce: That won’t happen with this play. Hey, they’re dimming the lights. The curtain should be going up any minute
ESL Podcast 156 - Rumors and Secrets
Jack: So, what do you think of the new guy ?
Kate: Oh, you mean Bernard? He’s okay, I guess. Why?
Jack: Well, I heard that he left his last company under mysterious circumstances. I tried to find out more from Libby, but she was very hush-hush about it.
Kate: I’m not surprised. Libby doesn’t like to gossip, unlike some people…
Jack: I’m not gossiping. I just like to know more about the people I work with.
Kate: Okay, but don’t start any rumors. Bernard seems nice and I think we should give him a chance.
Jack: Don’t worry. I’ll cut him some slack , but I want to know what skeletons are in his closet.
Kate: Take it from me. You won’t find any dirty little secrets and you may make an enemy of Bernard in the process.
Jack: You’re probably right but I wonder what Nathan knows
ESL Podcast 157 - Taking the Bus in Los Angeles
I just moved to L.A. and don’t have a car. Everybody says that you can’t get around this city without one, but I wanted to prove them wrong.
I asked my neighbor to take me to the downtown bus station so I could try taking the bus home. She thought I was crazy but gave me a ride. When I got there, I went inside and got a bus schedule. I looked at the map and figured out that I needed to take three buses to get home. The fare was $1.75 per ride and I could buy a single ticket, a booklet of 20, or a bus pass. I would need transfers, too, to change buses.
I took my map and went outside to wait at the bus stop for the Number 8 bus. Soon it pulled up and I got on. I gave my ticket to the bus driver and took a seat. At the stop where I needed to get off, I rang the bell, the bus stopped, and I got off. I waited for the next bus. I waited and waited. A man who was also waiting for the Number 14 bus said that it wasn’t unusual for the bus to be delayed. It finally got there and I found out that the bus had broken down along the route and they had to get another bus to take its place. By this time, I was getting pretty tired. Maybe getting a car in L.A. wasn’t such a bad idea.
ESL Podcast 158 - Shopping with My Wife
One thing I dread more than anything else is going clothes shopping with my wife. It’s not that I don’t like helping her buy new clothes. It’s just that I have no fashion sense.
My wife always asks me, “What do you think of this one?” and I always answer with something like: “That’s nice” or “That looks good on you.” That usually satisfies her but sometimes I get harder questions like, “Which one looks better, this one or the other one?” It’s a hard question to answer because whichever one I pick, she will follow up with the question I dread the most: “Why?”
The truth is, I don’t know why. I don’t know if it’s because of the color, the cut, the hemline, or the fit. I might have an idea but I can’t put it into words.
One question I do know the answer to, though, is: “Do I look fat in this?” The answer to THAT question is always, always, “No!”
ESL Podcast 159 - Moonlighting
Robert: You look exhausted. You must have been out late last night having fun.
Muriel: I wish. I’ve actually started moonlighting. I’ve decided to go back to school and need the extra money to make ends meet.
Robert: Good for you. That’s great. Where are you moonlighting?
Muriel: I’m working at the university library. At that time of night, it’s pretty dead. When there are no students around, I can use the time to study. It works out pretty well, except for the hours.
Robert: Oh, yeah? What are they?
Muriel: My work schedule is pretty good, actually. I work three days a week: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. But my hours are 7 to midnight. By the time I get home, I’m dead tired.
Robert: No wonder you look beat . Here, have some more coffee.
Muriel: Thanks. I just hope I don’t fall asleep in the morning meeting.
Robert: It’s okay. No one will notice .
Muriel: Thanks a lot!
Robert: Don’t mention it.
ESL Podcast 160 - A Flirt
Elaine: You look happy.
Jerry: Me? Oh, I was just talking to Ling.
Elaine: Oh, no wonder! You better watch out. She’s a big flirt .
Jerry: What do you mean?
Elaine: Did she make eyes at you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
Jerry: Well, yes, she said she’d never met anybody like me before, and by her body language , I think she was serious.
Elaine: Then she’s still using the same old line that she used with Kramer. She had him wrapped around her little finger.
Jerry: Give me a little credit. I know when I’m being snowed and when a girl is really interested in me.
Elaine: I hope you’re right, but she’s quite the heartbreaker. I just don’t want you to get hurt.
Jerry: Thanks but I think I can take care of myself.
Elaine: Okay. Suit yourself.
ESL Podcast 161 - A Bad Boss
Tom: I wonder how much longer we’ll have to put up with Dennis. He is the most incompetent boss I’ve ever worked for.
Katie: He’s not that bad, is he? I don’t have much contact with him.
Tom: Are you kidding? He’s always sleeping on the job. The other day, he was supposed to keep an eye on the supervisors visiting from Salt Lake City. Instead, I heard that he went to a baseball game and the supervisors ended up stranded at the downtown office.
Katie: It’s hard to believe that he’d fall down on the job like that.
Tom: It’s not only that. He’s always passing the buck. Every time something goes wrong at the factory, he blames everyone but himself.
Katie: If he’s as bad as you say he is, he must be on his way out. But, you know what they say: “Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t.”
Tom: Yeah, I know, but I’m willing to take my chances.
ESL Podcast 162 - Training a New Employee
Even though I’ve only been on the job for six months, my manager asked me to train the new hire. She was starting today and when she arrived, we got down to business.
Akira: So, the first thing I’ll do is to give you a run down of the duties of the job. Your main responsibilities will be to ensure that the reports are finished each week, make any adjustments that need to be made, and distribute them to each department. Is that clear so far?
Frances: Sure. That seems pretty straightforward. Who do I report to?
Akira: Your immediate supervisor is Ida Funck. We all work under her in this department. Okay, here’s the employee manual. Make sure you read it.
Frances: Great. Thanks. Now, when do I get a break?
Akira: A break? You’ve been here a half an hour.
Frances: Has it been that long? I need some coffee.
Needless to say, it was a very, very long day.
ESL Podcast 163 - Saving and Spending Money
In my family, there are penny-pinchers and spendthrifts, and everything in between. My brother Frank has the reputation for being stingy with money. He likes to save up and only spend when he has to. I bet he has a lot stashed away. He's careful with money but he does spend it when he thinks it's necessary, and his wife and kids are very comfortable.
On the other hand, my brother Jack is known as a spendthrift. It's not that he's a big spender or a high roller. It's just that he's not very careful with money and doesn't think it's that important. When he has it, he doesn't think twice about spending it. With his friends, he's generous to a fault.
So, what am I? A penny-pincher or a spendthrift? I guess I'm a little of both. It depends on who's asking and how much they want to borrow.
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