Terry Pratchett / Терри Пратчетт - Собрание радиоспектаклей на BBC Radio 4: Guards!Guards!, Wyrd Sisters, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, Mort, Small Gods [BBC Radio 4, 1992, 160]

Моркоу был первым за долгое время добровольцем, желающим служить в Страже, что очень удивило как самих стражников, так и весь город. В первый же день службы Моркоу арестовал главу Гильдии Воров по обвинению в воровстве. Более опытные и умудрённые жизнью коллеги Моркоу открыли ему глаза на правила игры в Анк-Морпорке. Как ни странно, это не привело ни к коррумпированию Моркоу, ни к потере энтузиазма. В дальнейшем Моркоу действовал строго по правилам, но тем не менее сумел напомнить городу понятие «власть закона». Моркоу добивался своего вежливым убеждением, а если это не действовало — вступал в драки, из которых всегда выходил победителем.
Невзирая на указание Витинари забыть о следах дракона, капитан Ваймс начинает собственное расследование. Он решил посоветоваться с крупнейшим в городе специалистом по разведению мелких болотных дракончиков — Сибиллой Овнец. У леди Сибиллы завязываются дружеские отношения со Стражей, одного дракончика из её питомника (не годного на разведение уродца с короткими крыльями) поселяют в штаб-квартире Стражи.
План Верховного Старшего Наставника удался — в нужный момент юноша, изображавший наследника престола, взмахнул бутафорским мечом, и дракон растворился в воздухе. Витинари посадили в темницу. Но оказалось, что вызванный Наставником дракон вышел из-под контроля и через короткое время материализовался в городе сам по себе. Дракон спалил «наследника», занял дворец и через секретаря патриция стал требовать дани в виде сокровищ и человеческих жертв. Любая попытка восстания против дракона кончалась сжиганием смельчаков на месте.
Ваймс догадывается, что дракона призвал секретарь патриция Волч Воунз. Ваймс идёт к нему с обвинением, в результате Ваймса бросают в ту же темницу, что и патриция. Из тюрьмы его освобождает библиотекарь Незримого Университета, проследивший за кражей книги «О призывании драконов» с помощью перемещения во времени, доступного только настоящим библиотекарям (через «Б-пространство»).
Первой жертвой дракону должна была стать самая высокородная девственница города, которой оказалась Сибилла Овнец. Ваймс в последний момент спасает её. Одновременно другие стражники пытаются застрелить дракона из лука, попав в уязвимое место, но это у них не получается. Город спасает уродливый болотный дракончик Эррол. Он взлетает необычным способом — на фонтане пламени, ради которого он перестроил всю свою пищеварительную систему. Сначала кажется, что Эррол сражается с большим драконом, причём тот, будучи менее маневренным, врезался в здание и упал. Жители города собрались коллективно добить его, но стражники арестовывают дракона по всем правилам. Эррол вновь подлетает к нему, и тут становится заметно, что между драконами происходит не сражение, а ритуал ухаживания. Большой дракон оказался самкой. Оба дракона улетают с Диска, люди их больше не интересуют.
Патриций вновь становится правителем города. Воунз погибает, упав с высоты после того, как Моркоу бросил в него книгой «Законы и Пастановления городов Анка и Морпорка».
После спасения города от дракона Стража начала постепенно восстанавливать свой авторитет, о чём подробно рассказано в следующих романах подцикла.
В книге несколько раз появляются намёки на то, что Моркоу, вероятно, сам является настоящим наследником престола (в частности, у него есть отличный старинный меч и родимое пятно в форме короны), но Моркоу отказывается как-либо комментировать эти предположения.

Once a suitable state of terror and panic has been created, the Supreme Grand Master proposes to put forth an "heir" to the throne, who will slay the dragon and rid the city of tyranny. It is the task of the Night Watch – Captain Vimes, Sergeant Colon, Corporal Nobbs, and new volunteer Carrot Ironfoundersson – to stop them, with some help from the Librarian of the Unseen University, an orangutan trying to get the stolen book back.
The Watch is in bad condition; they are regarded as a bunch of incompetents who just walk around ringing their bells, and this is mostly true. The arrival of Carrot changes this; Carrot has memorised the Laws and Ordinances of the Cities of Ankh and Morpork, and on his first day tries to arrest the head of the Thieves' Guild for theft (the Thieves' Guild is permitted a quota of legally licensed thieving, a concept that the book of ancient Laws does not take into account). Carrot's enthusiasm strikes a chord with Vimes; the Watch should prevent crime, not ignore it. Vimes begins investigating the dragon's appearances, which leads to an acquaintance with Sybil Ramkin, a breeder of swamp dragons. Ramkin gives an underdeveloped dragon, Errol, to the Watch as a mascot.
The leader of the Elucidated Brethren is initially successful in controlling the dragon, but he has not accounted for the dragon's own abilities. The banished dragon returns, and makes itself king of Ankh-Morpork (keeping the head of the Elucidated Brethren as its mouthpiece) and demands that the people of Ankh-Morpork bring it gold and regular virgin sacrifices.
Shortly after, Vimes is imprisoned in the same cell as the Patrician, who has been leading a relatively comfortable life with the help of the rats he uses as spies. The Librarian helps Vimes to escape and he runs to the aid of Sybil, who has been chosen as the first virgin to be sacrificed. The Watch's swamp dragon, Errol, reorganises his digestive system to form a supersonic jet engine and fights the king, eventually knocking the king out of the sky with a shock wave. As the assembled crowd closes in on the king for the kill, Sybil tries to plead for its life. Carrot instead places it under arrest, however Errol lets the dragon escape, revealing that the dragon is in fact female, the battle between the two in fact being a courtship ritual.
Sam Vimes proceeds to arrest Lupine Wonse, but accidentally causes the man's death when he told Carrot to "throw the book at him." The man was attempting to summon another dragon, and died from falling off a broken floor after being hit by the Laws and Ordinances of Ankh-Morpork.
The Patrician is reinstated as ruler of Ankh-Morpork, and offers the Watch anything they want as a reward. They ask only for a modest pay raise, a new tea kettle and a dartboard.

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However, the kingdom is angry about the way the new King is mistreating the land and his subjects. The witches realise that it will be at least 15 years until Tomjon is able to return and save the kingdom, but by then irreparable damage will have been done. Granny Weatherwax, with help from the other two witches, manages to cast a spell over the entire kingdom to freeze it in time for 15 years. Meanwhile, the duke has decided to have a play written and performed that portrays him in a favourable light and the witches in a negative light. He thinks this will cause the witches to lose their power, and the people will like him. He sends the court Fool to Ankh-Morpork to recruit the same acting company that Tomjon was given to, which now resides in the Dysk Theatre on the river Ankh.
The company make their way to Lancre, and perform the play for the King as asked. However, Hwel, the playwright, maintains that there is something wrong with the plot of the play, something that just doesn't feel right. The witches cast a spell in the middle of the play that causes the actors to portray the killing of the king truthfully, and the audience sees that the Duke and Duchess are guilty of Killing Verence I. Felmet finally succumbs to insanity and stabs several people with a retracting/fake dagger, before tripping and falling to his death in the Lancre Gorge. The Duchess is imprisoned but manages to escape, only to be killed by a collection of various forest animals who want revenge for the poor treatment of the land.
Granny Weatherwax explains that Tomjon is the rightful king, and he is due to be crowned. However, Tomjon does not want to be king; he is an extremely talented actor and wishes to continue his career with his adopted father, Vitoller. Instead Granny Weatherwax tells the town that the Fool is in fact the king's son from another mother, and Tomjon's half-brother, and he is crowned King Verence II of Lancre. Later on, Granny and Nanny reveal to Magrat that the previous fool is actually Tomjon's and Verence II's father. The status of Magrat and Verence II, who have been awkwardly courting throughout the story, is not fully explained in this story.

Так продолжалось пока Клан не пришел в маленький городок Бад Блинтц в Убервальде, страдающий от нашествия крыс. Жители города голодали, но Клан, к своему удивлению, обнаружил, что хотя в подземельях города полно туннелей, прогрызенных крысами, и везде расставлены ловушки, туннели были пусты. Но зато в подвале дома местных крысоловов они нашли клетки с крысами, которых специально разводили и откармливали для травли собаками. А потом сказка стала страшной явью — кроме клеток с крысами, в подвале таилось еще одно странное существо — нечто, называющее себя Пауком. Кто-то из крысоловов создал Крысиного короля, связав хвостами восемь крыс. Крысиный король мог контролировать сознание не только крыс, но и людей. Но ему никогда не приходилось сталкиваться с разумными крысами, которые смогли противиться его воле и с помощью Кейта — мальчика-дудочника, Малисии, дочери местного мэра и кота Мориса победить ужасное создание.

The group is not completely happy; the leader of the rats, Hamnpork, despises Maurice, while Dangerous Beans (they chose names based on the labels they could read before they could comprehend), a near-blind albino rat who guides them like a guru, wants to start a rat civilization - both he and Peaches, the group's scribe, find their trickery unethical. The rats are seeking the ideal of humans and rats living together, following the example of their sacred book Mr Bunnsy Has an Adventure. They agree to do one last job, in the town of Bad Blintz, in Überwald.
The rats set about planning their offensive, led by Darktan, their general, while Maurice and Keith look around. They are surprised to find that while the buildings are expensively built, the people have little food, and rats are hunted far more viciously than anywhere else. Maurice and Keith meet Malicia, the mayor's daughter, who is a story teller. She soon discovers that Maurice can talk, and meets Sardines, a tap-dancing rat who is the most daring of the group. While talking to her, Maurice reveals that the rat catchers have been passing off bootlaces as rat tails.
As they set off to look in the rat-catchers' house, the rats discover many rat tunnels, which are empty, save for traps and poison. The two groups meet in the rat catchers' den, where they have been storing the food the rats are thought to have eaten, and find cages where the rats are being bred, for coursing.
The rat catchers return, and lock Keith and Malicia away, and take Hamnpork to be coursed. Maurice hides, and feels a voice trying to enter his mind. The rats feel it, and it returns many of them to being simple rats - to the dismay of Dangerous Beans. Darktan leads a group to rescue Hamnpork, while Peaches and Dangerous Beans free Keith and Malicia. Malicia lets slip that Mr Bunnsy Has an Adventure is a fictional children's book, and Dangerous Beans and Peaches leave in despair.
Darktan's group is successful in rescuing a severely injured Hamnpork, though Darktan himself, the head of the Trap Disposal Squad, finds himself in a trap. After a near-death experience, he assumes leadership, and sets out after Dangerous Beans. Maurice gives in to his conscience and is also seeking them, but the voice drowns out his thoughts. Malicia and Keith, after gaining freedom, trick the rat catchers into revealing their secret. The rat catchers have created a powerful rat king named Spider – several rats, tied together at the tail, who make a single mind with power over others.
Spider is interested in Dangerous Beans; other rats he can control, but Dangerous Beans has a mind similar to his: one that thinks for others. Dangerous Beans refuses Spider's offer of jointly ruling, as Spider wants to wage war on humans. Spider tries to destroy Dangerous Beans' mind; this is felt by his army of rats and Maurice. Dangerous Beans is able to resist, but Maurice reverts to being a cat, and the cat instinct tells him to pounce...
Darktan's army, who have been fighting Spider's rats, find Peaches in Spider's lair, which is on fire. Maurice emerges from the fire carrying the body of Dangerous Beans. When he is safely out, he collapses and dies. In ghostly form, he sees the Death of Rats coming for Dangerous Beans. He attacks the Death of Rats to save Dangerous Beans, but is picked up by Death, with whom he strikes a deal.
Though Spider is defeated, there is still a problem remaining: the rat piper is due to arrive the next day. The rats set about rounding up 'keekees', non-intelligent, rats. When the piper arrives, Keith challenges him to a duel. His pipe was broken by the rat catchers, so Keith uses a borrowed trombone in the duel. When the piper starts to play his magical pipe, the rats avoid being charmed, & the keekees can't respond, being locked in their cages.
The piper calls Keith aside, and tells him the tricks of the trade: the pipe contains a hidden slide position for a trick note that drives rats away, the stories are made up so people will be scared into paying. Keith and the piper then lead the keekees out of town – Keith wants to maintain the story of the piper, and the rats want a convenient way to set the keekees free.
Once that has been done, the rats emerge, offering to tell the humans where to find the stolen food and money, in return for living peacefully with them. Maurice of course negotiates on their behalf with the humans. Keith stays on as the town's piper, and the town becomes a tourist attraction & everybody remarks on how 'clean' the place is.

Отправившись на очередное выполнение обязанностей, Смерть решает взять с собой Мора. В этот раз суждено было умереть королю Сто Лата. Его дочь, принцесса Кели, очень понравилась Мору.
Переложив на ученика часть своих обязанностей, Смерть, тем временем, в первый раз за все свое существование решает взять выходной. По мере того, как Мор, работает смертью, он все больше и больше приобретает черты Смерти и становится слишком реальным, ибо нет ничего более реального, чем смерть. Получив очередное задание от хозяина, Мор спешит к людям, в чьих песочных часах вот-вот упадут последние песчинки. И среди них пятнадцатилетняя принцесса Сто Лата Келирехенна, которой предопределено погибнуть от ножа наемного убийцы. Юноша с ужасом понимает, что ему предстоит перевести в иной мир именно понравившуюся ему девушку. Мор решает убить ее убийцу вместо нее, и Кели остается в живых, но мир об этом не знает и знать не желает.
Удар косы Мора разделил историю на две реальности — и обе настоящие — та, в которой Кели осталась жива и та, где она мертва. Но вторая реальность, предопределенная судьбой, начинает потихоньку вытеснять первую, чтобы расставить все по своим местам. История сама знает, как ей развиваться. Кели должна быть мертва — и мир всячески противится тому, что она еще жива. Людям становится сложно видеть ее, они тут же забывают о ней, стоит Кели перестать привлекать к себе внимание всеми способами… Юная принцесса, стараясь справиться с ситуацией, находит молодого волшебника, Огниуса Кувыркса, и назначает его на должность королевского узнавателя. Но Мор не желает смириться с происходящим. Он бросает вызов Смерти.

When it is a princess' time to die (according to a preconceived reality), Mort, instead of ushering her soul, saves her from death, dramatically altering a part of the Discworld's reality. However, the princess, for whom Mort has a developing infatuation, does not have long to live, and he must try to save her, once again, from a seemingly unstoppable death. Both the princess and Mort end up consulting the local wizard, Igneous Cutwell, for various methods of assistance with the crisis.
As Mort begins to do most of Death's "Duty", he loses some of his former character traits, and essentially starts to become more like Death himself. Death, in turn, yearns to relish what being human is truly like and travels to Ankh-Morpork to indulge in new experiences and attempt to feel real human emotion. Conclusively, Mort must duel Death for Mort's freedom. Though Death wins the duel, he spares Mort's life and sends him back to the Disc.
The princess is saved from a second death when the alternate reality Mort created is reduced to a pearl-like state. This pearl is given to Mort for safe-keeping. At the end of the novel, Mort marries Ysabell, Death's adopted daughter.

With the help of Ephebe's Great Library, and the philosophers Didactylos, his nephew, Urn, and Abraxas, Om learns that Brutha is the only one left who believes in him. All others either just fear the Quisition's wrath or go along with the church out of habit. While in Ephebe, Brutha's memory aids an Omnian raid through the Labyrinth guarding the Tyrant's palace. While in the library of Ephebe, Brutha also memorizes many scrolls in order to protect Ephebeian knowledge as Omnian soldiers set fire to the building.
Fleeing the ensuing struggle by boat, Brutha, Om and a severely injured Vorbis end up lost in the desert. Trekking home to Omnia, they encounter ruined temples as well as the small gods who are faint ghost-like beings yearning to be believed in to become powerful. Realizing his 'mortality' and how important his believers are to him, Om begins to care about them for the first time.
While Brutha, Vorbis, and Om are in the desert, the Tyrant of Ephebe manages to regain control of the city and contacts other nations who have been troubled by Omnia's imperialistic interactions with the other countries around it.
On the desert's edge, a recovered Vorbis attempts to finish off Om's tortoise form, abducts Brutha, and proceeds to become ordained as the Eighth Prophet. Brutha is to be publicly burned for heresy while strapped on a heatable bronze turtle when Om comes to the rescue, dropping from an eagle's claws onto Vorbis' head. As a great crowd witnesses this miracle they come to believe in Om and he becomes powerful again.
Om manifests himself within the citadel and attempts to grant Brutha the honour of establishing the Church's new doctrines. However, Brutha does not agree with Om's new rule and explains that the Church should care for people while having a tolerance for other religious practices.
Meanwhile, Ephebe has gained the support of several other nations and has sent an army against Omnia, establishing a beachhead near the citadel. Brutha attempts to establish diplomatic contact with the generals of the opposing army. Despite trusting Brutha, the leaders state they do not trust Omnia and that bloodshed is necessary. At the same time, Simony leads the Omnian military to the beachhead and uses Urn's machine of war in order to fight the Ephebians.
While the fighting occurs on the beachhead, Om attempts to physically intervene, but Brutha demands he does not interfere with the actions of humans. Om becomes infuriated but obeys Brutha, but he travels to an area of the Discworld where gods gamble on the lives of humans in order to gain or lose belief. While there, Om manages unleash fury on other, even striking the other gods. This causes the soldiers to cease fighting on the battlefield, thinking it a sign from the heavens.
In the book's conclusion Brutha becomes the Eighth Prophet, ending the Quisition and reforming the church to be more open-minded and humanist. Om also agrees to forsake smiting of Omnian citizens for at least a hundred years. The last moments of the book see Brutha's death a hundred years to the day after Om's return to power and his journey across the ethereal desert towards judgement, accompanied by the spirit of Vorbis, who Brutha found still in the desert and took pity on. It is also revealed that this century of peace was originally meant to be a century of war and bloodshed which the History Monk Lu-Tze changed to something he liked better.